More Kraft stupidity - there "should be" a team in London

[captain stone]

Hey Bendover Bobby, do me a favor:
Give Jonathan the keys, go somewhere far away, have another drink, chase another 22-year-old, and S…T…F…U.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

You all thought Deflategate was bad, wait until the Pats play a game in a cold country that uses the metric system.

Imagine the owners and Goodell trying to sort that one out.

Scotland Yard has determined that the Pahttriots have been caught bang to rights playing proper American football. No worries, mates, their owner's all piss and wind, so we can do as we please to 'em, aye?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Not even enough good teams out of the 32 almost the same teams in the hunt for a Lombardi every year not a good idea to add more teams not even enough talent going around to make half of the 32 respectable teams unless the London/Europe players are drafted out of their own country

Ya think they'd then miss Old Blighty, aye? Expect they'd have the best kickers then, at least?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Well it wouldn't exactly have to be so low rent. First of all, it certainly wouldn't have to be in metro Boston. Any surrounding suburb would do. And, theoretically, their practice facilities would be permanent structures, not a generic "practicing wherever they can" situation.

Like I said, I just don't see any way whatsoever it could possibly work. I just think my idea would appeal to the players a helluva lot more than relocating their families to London.

Whatever happens, the Patriots cannot lose to them. Ever.

That just wouldn't be right, you know?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I'd rather live in London than Cleveland. Or Detroit. Or Buffalo. Or Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, hell half the NFL cities.

Cost of living would suck, you'd have to learn to drive on the wrong side of the road, figure out roundabouts, and learn to drink warm beer.

But the culture, history, and educational opportunities more than make up for it. It's a world class city, and you can't say the same thing about Minnesota (sorry Minnesotans).

Don't forget an umbrella

Silver rain was falling down
Upon the dirty ground of London Town

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

you can't say the same thing about Minnesota (sorry Minnesotans).

I still feel strangely drawn to visit there, next February...

 

[sb1]

You all thought Deflategate was bad, wait until the Pats play a game in a cold country that uses the metric system.

Imagine the owners and Goodell trying to sort that one out.

I guess the metric equivalent is kilopascals. 12.5 PSI is 86.18447 kpa.

Easy to remember.

 

[PatsFan2]

The Greedy getting greedier! unreal.