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Name the Sanchez butt fumble

  • Ass-Clown Right

    Votes: 24 19.5%
  • 65 Toss-Power Crap

    Votes: 5 4.1%
  • Brown-Eye Bungle

    Votes: 10 8.1%
  • The Bum-ble

    Votes: 51 41.5%
  • Sanchez Cheek Chuck

    Votes: 7 5.7%
  • Big Butt Botch

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • Other (please specify)

    Votes: 22 17.9%

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The Boston Butt Roast

Turkey Day Ass Play

Anal Leakage

The Stinkface
 
Bumble like the abominable snowmonster in Rudolph
 
Instead of crash and burn (like the Jets season) "Ass and Burn".
 
Ass to Grass
 
Faceful of disgrace.
 
Dip and Dump offense

Butt Chuck

Did you ever notice you can't see the stars when the lights are on

Non-Play of the week
 
This thread is amazing. My contributions:

From rear-end zone to near end zone

When sh!!t hits the San(chez)

QB cheek sneak

Dr. Wilfork prescribes Moore a mediocre qb enema

The Jets season? Stick a Wilfork in them.
 
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I still thing OMGWTFJUDD's idea at Post 41 was perfect: Crackdown.
 
The Sanchez mystery play (and it's still a mystery to him)

The hidden ball crack up play (missed)
 
A couple of Bonds ago, but...

007 Moore in Blunder Ball

Anybody else notice that the halftime show with Kravitz singing "Are you gonna go my way?" turned out to be just plain insensitive after the second quarter?
 
The Mir-ass-cle at The Meadowlands
 
Heard over the helmet radio at the snap....

"Let's get a G.D. snack!"
 
Skid-Mark Sanchez
 
The Butt-Munch Crunch.
 
Yeah...

Sanchez Hits Bottom works for me.

Simplicity.
 
Who knew that Moore could play tight end?

In other news, Sanchez will request a trade to the Browns in the off-season.
 
Let's give Mark Sanchez a break. He figured out that he couldn't play quarterback in the NFL with his head up his own butt, so he wanted to try playing with his head up Brandon Moore's butt.
 
The Quarterback Stink.....as opposed to The Quarterback....oh never mind
 
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