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Name the Sanchez butt fumble

  • Ass-Clown Right

    Votes: 24 19.5%
  • 65 Toss-Power Crap

    Votes: 5 4.1%
  • Brown-Eye Bungle

    Votes: 10 8.1%
  • The Bum-ble

    Votes: 51 41.5%
  • Sanchez Cheek Chuck

    Votes: 7 5.7%
  • Big Butt Botch

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • Other (please specify)

    Votes: 22 17.9%

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I think the natural name for the play is a phrase that sounds a lot like "Ash Hat."
 
"Play-action QB draw up the butt...err, gut...on 3"

Regards,
Chris
 
We ought to be less immature. It's not like he's the first QB to ever brown-nose his offensive line... of course, usually it's a figure of speech...

Okay one other name for the play...

Power Salad Toss Right... ready, break!
 
Wow, I just realized after the ball gets picked up Vince is standing over the guy riding the pony... just a potpourri of Jest humiliation in this one...
 
bumble or buttble
 
Bumbles Bounce!

 
14 salad toss






























 
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The Bum Rush

Colon Comedy

Sanchezgiving

Buttocks be Damned
 
Breaking News: sanchez has pink eye. Just reported
 
The Sanchezoscopy.
 
Getting sh**faced on Thanksgiving

Sanchez hits the hole

Shooting the A Gap

The Jets' Crack Offense

The human centipede

Or as Brandon Moore said...

"Dang! That's the first time a piece of sh** ever tried to go INTO my butt..."
 
Sanchez needs Moore butt!
 
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Getting sh**faced on Thanksgiving

Sanchez hits the hole

Shooting the A Gap

The Jets' Crack Offense

The human centipede

Or as Brandon Moore said...

"Dang! That's the first time a piece of sh** ever tried to go INTO my butt..."


Finally someone has described "getting ****faced" in terms that I can understand.

:rocker:
 
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