Joke scenario - Mods please edit if not appropriate

[lurker1965]

If you have heard Ninkovitch on WAAF you know this is based on his joke.
Pats lead 66-12 late in 4th. Gronk up seam breaks many tackles and is in clear but goes out at 1 so kick to make it 69.

No, I'm not serious.

In reply to the host predicting 63-0 Ninko said if we had 63 Gronk would want to make it 69.

 

[shmessy]

Nah, you're ok.

I still predict 42-5.

North Dakota Tops Condomania's List of States by Penis Size

 

[TBR]

63-0

Gronk scores a TD late in the 4th quarter but blocks our own extra point to keep it 69-0 instead of 70-0

 

[Bobsyouruncle]

Whoa buddy, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

[n1997y]

Whoa buddy, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I kiss all the girls with it, and they all love it. Think it's how and where I'm kissing them that they like most.

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

Nah, you're ok.

I still predict 42-5.

North Dakota Tops Condomania's List of States by Penis Size

Judging by this list, not everything is bigger in Texas.

Maybe Jerruh is compensating for something with that oversized stadium?

 

[shmessy]

Whoa buddy, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

No, but I bit Doyel's tire with it.

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[RecoveringCowboy]

Judging by this list, not everything is bigger in Texas.

Maybe Jerruh is compensating for something with that oversized stadium?

Just edit the cartoon in your mind as Jerruh and his stadium

 

[anditsgood]

Just edit the cartoon in your mind as Jerruh and his stadium

Im forwarding that to my brother, he has a Hummer

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Im forwarding that to my brother, he has a Hummer

I had a valet job and parked an H2 once. Environmentalists scream it kills the atmosphere...opened the door and the inside air was DIRTIER - chain smoker. On the card to markup pre-existing damage, it literally looked like I put a circle of thirteen stars around it - patriotic. It was not just a Hummer, but a BANGER....check engine light on. Owner you would think had money sense to get one, why doesn't he take good enough care to sell it in 15-20 years when it WILL be a collectors item? The ride was so funny to me it could have been on Top Gear. Other Hummers were much better kept.