Jets vs Dolphins Thread - Green Eggs and Ham Edition

[Concussion Protocol]

The Bills felt like they really accomplished something impressive last Sunday by drubbing the Dolphins. Turns out the Dolphins are sneaky awful this year. Philbin might get left in London.

 

[Patstopia]

Once the Dolpins are mathematically eliminated, they will come on strong and be the favorites again next year!

 

[DarrylS]

Where's Shula?

Under a big rock where he belongs with the rest of the trolls..

 

[Patriot Missile]

I'll play devil's advocate. How many pedestrian QBs has our defense made look like Probowlers? Don't they have a better QB than PY? What happens when our young, inexperienced interior O-Line finally wilt to a more athletic, experienced, powerful, and heavy defensive line? And our defensive line struggles against a strong running attack?

It's a team that we beat by a combined 3 points last year (a team that went 4-12), and now they're better.

How many times does Brady and the oline have to prove it? Yep, every week and they've done a pretty good job of it against some really good defenses.

Let's talk about our front 7 who are also a very capable unit in their own right. Maybe the deepest.

You must be thinking back to a couple of years ago that the Pats made QBs look like probowlers. So far they are off to a good start. I'm sure if BB wants to stop the run he will make it happen with the personal package to do so.

Combined 3 points? Who cares as long as they win. Good teams find a way to win and bad teams find a way to lose.

Btw I know your only playing devils advocate.

 

[Rob0729]

I'll play devil's advocate. How many pedestrian QBs has our defense made look like Probowlers? Don't they have a better QB than PY? What happens when our young, inexperienced interior O-Line finally wilt to a more athletic, experienced, powerful, and heavy defensive line? And our defensive line struggles against a strong running attack?

It's a team that we beat by a combined 3 points last year (a team that went 4-12), and now they're better.

I can play this game too. How many times have the Jets challenged the Pats for the division in the last 15 years? What was their record last year?

This year is this year. They are not a Rex Ryan coached team anymore. What they did last year is irrelevant.

And BTW, when was the last time the Pats made a mediocre QB look like a probowler? 2013?

 

[DaBronxPats14]

Suh signed that contract without wearing a mask.

 

[The Gr8est]

The sad part about the season the Dolphins are having is that they will be in position to draft a gr8 player high.

And that player will have his career ruined by being on the Dolphins.

 

[Patriot Missile]

The Bills felt like they really accomplished something impressive last Sunday by drubbing the Dolphins. Turns out the Dolphins are sneaky awful this year. Philbin might get left in London.

No doubt. Same when they beat Indy in week 1.

 

[Joker]

oh well...at least Goodell will come out of hiding after today's game exclaiming that THIS is what the world wants to see...and immediately announce plans for two more games in Bulgaria and Swaziland.

 

[ErniesPinkStripes]

Lol at all of the Dolphins winning the division predictions #lolphins

 

[The Gr8est]

Whoa! Fitzpatrick calling for the flag?

Don't Rats fans say that's what Brady always does?

 

[DaBronxPats14]

I'm definitely goin to one of those home games in few weeks vs jets or phins. Last 3 games I went to Pat's Scores were in 50s. I'm lookin for 60 pts my next one.

 

[FrodoBagginz]

Jets fans already planning their victory parade...

 

[The Gr8est]

For those of you who have ever wondered what it would look like if the Rats' opponent left the field in protest...


This is as close as it gets.

 

[DaBronxPats14]

Finally throwing flags on Revis and DBs.

 

[The Gr8est]

Does anyone throw a less catchable ball than Tannehill?

 

[DaBronxPats14]

Does anyone throw a less catchable ball than Tannehill?

My thoughts exactly!

 

[Fixit]

Are we just assuming that Sheldon Richardson isn't getting suspended any further? That it's just kinda being ignored at this point?

 

[FrodoBagginz]

Great overthrow! Why isn't the U.S. sending Tannehill to North Korea to overthrow Kim Jong Un?

 

[juny]

Why are lolphins so bad, need them to beat ravens this year