Jets vs Dolphins Thread - Green Eggs and Ham Edition

[Fixit]

Miami's just awful.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Anybody know if Grimes brought his wife with him to London..????

"Mr. Philbin, this is Staples, your printing order is ready."

 

[Jackson 2]

I think we'll have a pretty good sense of how this one will end before the first bacon strip is down the chute. If the Dolphin players see this as a chance to get Philbin greased, they'll lie down early like exhausted mutts. That's my guess, but I hope I'm wrong.

I wasn't wrong.

 

[Tunescribe]

Unfortunately, the Dolphins suck too much to win this game.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Anybody know if Grimes brought his wife with him to London..????

"Mr. Philbin, this is Staples, your printing order is ready."

She would be a hero at a London pub ......

 

[venecol]

Lmfao, the Dolphins give up a 3 play long touchdown drive on the first possession of the Jets. Bye Philbin!

They'll get rid of the D coach before Philbin.

 

[reflexblue]

Lmfao, the Dolphins give up a 3 play long touchdown drive on the first possession of the Jets. Bye Philbin!

Yeap, hes

 

[borg]

Or you could move to the West Coast

No water to drink or bathe
PETA would picket my A.M. bangers
I don't care for burritos
Tom Cruise and his alien gods might overtake my body
Lack of JESTs fans to ridicule

 

[Jackson 2]

I hope they found a nice kennel for the Dolphins in London...

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

such was just wrestling with the Jets lineman, left his gap and left it open for the TD

 

[Wheelman]

Lol! Did tannehill just clap when the rats scored the extra point? Is that what Philbin does? hahahah pitiful!

 

[venecol]

That toilet paper move is working.

 

[reflexblue]

No water to drink or bathe
PETA would picket my A.M. bangers
I don't care for burritos
Tom Cruise and his alien gods might overtake my body

Hawaii then.

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[Joker]

good lord...has Miami been notified there's a game today?

 

[pats4life12]

The Dolphins just look terrible so far.

 

[reflexblue]

good lord...has Miami been notified there's a game today?

I think Suhs coaching the team, he probably sleeps late. When he doesn't he doesn't show up anyways.

 

[venecol]

Good news Pats going 2-0 against the fins.

 

[turkeyneck]

Dolls can't get out of their own way.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Good news Pats going 2-0 against the fins.

My biggest concern is Suh intentionally injuring a Patriot player.......