JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

[Joker]

I'm sensing the Jete O line will just let opposing defenses have free runs at Punky and beat his stupid punk azz into the turf. I'd love to see this happen and watch him cry to Mommy.

 

[Zuma]

How Zach Wilson is approaching second Jets chance: ‘Worst has already happened’

Zach Wilson will get an unexpected opportunity to turn around his career and turn around the Jets season all at once.

nypost.com

'Worst has already happened’​

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm willing to bet these morons running the NYJ organization manipulated this situation to justify starting Wilson. White obviously is more deserving of the starting job, but the team wants their 1st round investment back on the field so they use this convenient excuse of White not being cleared by the medical staff. This way if Wilson sucks they can deflect responsible by claiming they had no choice. I'm surprised they didn't put White on IR, that would eliminate the inevitable clamoring of fans for White. What else are these dummies going to do now? Bench their supposed franchise quarterback for a second time in only his second season? This is going to be a spectacular mess.

This guy has his own spin re. the Jete setting things up for next season. But it really does seem like Caucasian COULD be playing tomorrow since he was cleared for practice "but not for contact" per team doctors, according to Bim Saleh Bim. Caucasian wants to suit up but Bim said they are "protecting the player from himself." Yeah, right -- is that why they sent him back out vs. Buffalo after he was knocked out of the game? The ribs aren't broken; this seems a matter of pain control yet Punky gets the nod.

 

[crawhammer]

This guy has his own spin re. the Jete setting things up for next season. But it really does seem like Caucasian COULD be playing tomorrow since he was cleared for practice "but not for contact" per team doctors, according to Bim Saleh Bim. Caucasian wants to suit up but Bim said they are "protecting the player from himself." Yeah, right -- is that why they sent him back out vs. Buffalo after he was knocked out of the game? The ribs aren't broken; this seems a matter of pain control yet Punky gets the nod.

Saleh is a puppet. He's doing what he's told by ownership. The other side of this is how bad Saleh and the Jets sideline physicians look for sending White back onto the field after repeatedly getting drilled. So in real time he was cleared to finish out that game but a week later he's not cleared for contact? It doesn't make sense.

I hope Detroit stomps the Jets by 30. And Wilson sucks, which really is a given.

 

[Tunescribe]

Saleh is a puppet. He's doing what he's told by ownership. The other side of this is how bad Saleh and the Jets sideline physicians look for sending White back onto the field after repeatedly getting drilled. So in real time he was cleared to finish out that game but a week later he's not cleared for contact? It doesn't make sense.

I hope Detroit stomps the Jets by 30. And Wilson sucks, which really is a given.

Maybe it happens, but I don't recall ever seeing a player medically cleared for practice but not for game action. Before now, that is.

 

[Joker]

don't be shocked...don't try to figure out the logic...don't attempt to place any template on this other than THE JETS SUCK...all of this ALWAYS leads down the sewer drain...same as it ever was

 

[Stu Pidassle]

Maybe it. happens, but I don't recall ever seeing a player medically cleared for practice but not for game action. Before now, that is.

Bim simply stated that it was time to Go Back to Punky. He said that he was using his Eyes & Ears after watching his QB get knocked for a Skaloop multiple times in the last game. Making the decision was the Hardest of the Parts of his job. Ultimately it was time to Wise Up because he doesn't want Caucasian to suffer Brain Damage or become a Skeleton and impact the future of the team.

 

[reflexblue]

don't be shocked...don't try to figure out the logic...don't attempt to place any template on this other than THE JETS SUCK...all of this ALWAYS leads down the sewer drain...same as it ever was

Thats good advice, trying to understand the ways of the jete will only lead to self suckage.

 

[reflexblue]

I love that kind of a loss for the jete, they tease with the fans with a win then screw it up. They snatch a loss from the jaws of victory. It gives me great schadenfreude

 

[Joker]

Bum Scala Bum..the perfect Jete HC...this year's Kotite winner hands down

 

[Bill Lee]

The best part of this loss: you know the recriminations are coming!

It's the kind of loss that keeps giving!

Jets defense folds in loss to Lions with playoff hopes teetering

All of the focus was on Jets quarterback Zach Wilson and his “reset” after three weeks on the bench, but it was the Jets defense that folded late in the fourth quarter.

nypost.com

 

[captain stone]

Punky's best plays of the game were those ****ing lucky-ass ****ing jump-ball Joes he fluttered for all the world to see... Shoulda had Two more picks.

 

[reflexblue]

New York Jets' struggling quarterback Zach Wilson gets his teammates on side by buying entire offensive line motorized scooters for Christmas... ahead of must-win clash with Jags​

Isabel Baldwin

Jets' Zach Wilson buys his entire offensive line motorized scooters

The quarterback started in the Jets' defeat to the Lions at the weekend in place of an injured Mike White and, while he could not deliver a win Sunday, he has provided the goods in a slightly different way.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Puncky while you may think your o-line will be able to block better for you, i think the league will frown Upon this idea the offensive lineman riding these to help your lousy game.

 

[borg]

JESTs.............................4 Pro Bowlers
Your NE Patriots......1

 

[Tunescribe]

JESTs.............................4 Pro Bowlers
Your NE Patriots......1

Since when did a Borg know anything about football? Look at that guy.

 

[Tunescribe]

New York Jets' struggling quarterback Zach Wilson gets his teammates on side by buying entire offensive line motorized scooters for Christmas... ahead of must-win clash with Jags​

Isabel Baldwin

Jets' Zach Wilson buys his entire offensive line motorized scooters

The quarterback started in the Jets' defeat to the Lions at the weekend in place of an injured Mike White and, while he could not deliver a win Sunday, he has provided the goods in a slightly different way.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Puncky while you may think your o-line will be able to block better for you, i think the league will frown Upon this idea the offensive lineman riding these to help your lousy game.

Scooters. In late-December urban New Jersey. For men weighing 300-plus pounds. Wonderful idea.

Here's what Punky gave his linemen LAST year. These attempted bribes don't seem to be translating on the field, oddly enough:

NY Jets QB Zach Wilson pays gratitude to his OL with generous gift

NY Jets quarterback Zach Wilson made sure to thank his offensive linemen with a generous gift of round-trip plane tickets to anywhere they want.

thejetpress.com

 

[crawhammer]

I see the Jets continue with the straight up lies about White not being cleared for contact. Wilson barely completed 50% of his passes against the 31st ranked defense and his receivers bailed him out on at least a few plays. If Wilson drops the next 3 then he'll finish out his starts on a 1-6 slide that ruined the team's season. This guy's a major loser. And Saleh's just a stooge.

 

[Tunescribe]

I see the Jete continue with the straight up lies about Caucasian not being cleared for contact. McMilfson barely completed 50% of his passes against the 31st ranked defense and his receivers bailed him out on at least a few plays. If Punky drops the next 3 then he'll finish out his starts on a 1-6 slide that ruined the team's season. This guy's a major loser. And Bim Saleh Bim is just a stooge.

Good post. A few minor adjustments have been made for future reference.

 

[borg]

Since when did a Borg know anything about football? Look at that guy.

Was I mistaken?
Did the Jets not have 4 Pro bowl players and NE just 1?

 

[Tunescribe]

Was I mistaken?
Did the Jets not have 4 Pro bowl players and NE just 1?

Cripes almighty ... YES! Yes, YOU ARE MISTAKEN! You posted that irrelevancy in the WRONG THREAD.

Now move along or be assimilated.