On Oct. 24, I received the below personal message here from a subhuman Jete fan identifying himself as Jet Life, age 31. He first surfaced on this site years ago under screen name jetfan51. Some might recall that he started a thread whose title intentionally spoiled a key plot element in the film, Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
The Oct. 24 message:
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Han Solo died in Star Wars episode 7. If you don’t remember me, I spoiled Star Wars for you around 7-8 years ago. I also told you I hope your bird dies. Well, I’m back to say the Patriots suck and I hope your bird is dead. Enjoy last place, Go Jets!"
Becoming aware of this twisted cretin, my parrot persuaded me to make this our joint public message to Jet Life, a/k/a jetfan51. First, the bird weighs in:
My response:
My bird is thriving and no doubt will outlive you. In fact, he craps green and white. When you think about it, those things naturally belong together: green, white, plus crap like yourself and the morally reprehensible New Jersey Jete.
I doubt you remember this but the day you were born, your mother thought she was just having a bowel movement. Even now, folks look at you and can’t tell the difference. So plop back in the toilet from whence you came. Just be careful someone doesn’t flush this time like your mom almost did 31 years ago.
P.S. Enjoy the continuing misadventures of your "special" QB, Punky McMilfson. He also knows a few things about mothers but of course, that's another story.
LOL. I'll admit it, we got LUCKY. But good fortune favors the bold. I'll take a fortunate victory if I have to because sometimes luck just trumps skill.
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