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Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!


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The jest suck so bad they'll be rated #33 out of 32 teams on the next power rankings
 
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Have I ever shown any sign of avoiding this place? Whether good or bad?
No, you have never shown a scintilla of self-respect so carry on with your passive aggressive existence here where you think you are some kind of football forum savant that has all the answers and smirks knowingly to his inner pathetic green slimed child as you take another shot to the gonads.
 
I appreciate you showing up on the day of one of the most embarrassing losses in Jets history.
Don't you get it by now with this masochist? There is nothing noble about him "showing up" on a day like this. To the contrary, he craves whatever abuse he can wheedle out of us.
 
Holy crap. Adam Gase would be fired tomorrow IF the organization had a shred of competence.

He’s always just staring into the play sheet. You never see him doing any actual coaching.
 
Holy crap. Adam Gase would be fired tomorrow IF the organization had a shred of competence.
It would not surprise me at all to see the Bountygator coup completed tomorrow.
 
Ok 9-7 it is! Let's do this!

" The season starts next week.....again."

You're vicious circle of suckage continues.

Your QB is wrecked, as predicted, you need another one.

Your coach sucks ass and I disagree with the notion that he has lost the locker room because he never had the locker room to begin with.

And guess what? Guess who will save his job for one more season by winning five or six meaninglessness games which will force your GM to use valuable picks to get the next QB victim out of the draft?

Here comes the next five year plan two years after the last one started.


Hahaha what a joke.
 
if the Jete did not exist, God would have to create them. Humanity needs to be shown that absolute suckage does, indeed, exist in this world.Lord Hear Our Prayer]
 
He’s always just staring into the play sheet. You never see him doing any actual coaching.
He made his first challenge of the season today. And lost it. He should have slept through that play too.
 
if the Jete did not exist, God would have to create them. Humanity needs to be shown that absolute suckage does, indeed, exist in this world.Lord Hear Our Prayer]
Can I get an amen!!!!
 
No, you have never shown a scintilla of self-respect so carry on with your passive aggressive existence here where you think you are some kind of football forum savant that has all the answers and smirks knowingly to his inner pathetic green slimed child as you take another shot to the gonads.
don't chase him away. jetefan 79 is fun to torment
 
don't chase him away. jetefan 79 is fun to torment
His presence is very unhealthy for all involved. He needs to take a permanent vacation from this thread.
 
" The season starts next week.....again."

You're vicious circle of suckage continues.

Your QB is wrecked, as predicted, you need another one.

Your coach sucks ass and I disagree with the notion that he has lost the locker room because he never had the locker room to begin with.

And guess what? Guess who will save his job for one more season by winning five or six meaninglessness games which will force your GM to use valuable picks to get the next QB victim out of the draft?

Here comes the next five year plan two years after the last one started.


Hahaha what a joke.
They are gonna have a top 5 pick. They may draft a Qb
 
A modest proposal:

As the league has no mechanism for removing the worst owners in professional sports, we should repurpose the Jets and stop pretending they’re an actual football team that’s trying to win. Keep them around as punishment for players who misbehave. Hold out for a year? Get traded to the Jets. Break a law? Get traded to the Jets. Embarrass yourself and the league? Traded to the Jets. This can hold true for coaches as well. Stop televising their games. Pretend they don’t exist. We realized some time ago that they only exist as a franchise for punishment of its players and fans. It’s time to recalibrate to that reality.
 
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