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Discussion in 'PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum' started by Tunescribe, Mar 13, 2018.

  1. Joker

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    Adam Gase...jeezus...what's the problem, Rich Kotite's bloodline produced no male heirs?
     
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  2. maust1013

    maust1013 In the Starting Line-Up

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    The Jete really are like herpes, the gift that just keeps on giving.
    Jim Bob Cooter lands on Jets coaching staff
    The NY media will have a blast with that. Personally I can't fathom how he didn't land in Nashville, with that name he'd be a promo rock star in redneck land.
     
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  3. upstater1

    upstater1 Pro Bowl Player

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    Are you kidding me?

    Gase's staff with Jets doesn't lack for family drama

    They imported dysfunction.

     
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  4. PatsFanInVa

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    From the team owned by Woody Johnson...
     
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  5. Bill Lee

    Bill Lee What, me worry? PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Hire an unpopular introverted head coach, then hire an extroverted alpha male assistant coach, watch it explode => SOFJ.
    Dysfunction is a Jete core competency.

    New slogan:

    Jete: They come with the dysfunction bred right in!
     
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  6. Ice_Ice_Brady

    Ice_Ice_Brady Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    @Tunescribe

    I was thinking maybe this could be worked into the theme for your epic 2019 Jete Suck thread.

    GREATEST IN JETS HISTORY

    DARRELLE REVIS champion, Super Bowl 49

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    JOE NAMATH honored at Super Bowl 53

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    BILL BELICHICK, the Jets (and NFL's) most successful coach delivers a press conference during his tenure with the team

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    DAVID HARRIS and SHAUN ELLIS fulfill lifelong dreams of playing in Super Bowl

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  7. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Good stuff, I'll see what I can do. I already have some things planned that will definitively address Jete suckage and help innocent bystanders avoid the taint of Jete stank. Thanks especially for the Joe w/Lombardi photo, I was looking for one and couldn't find it anywhere.
     
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  8. BaconGrundleCandy

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    Already posted but theres a lil more here. I remember telling a jet fan that I work w to pump the brakes on the jets are taking over talk.
    I love Darnold. What he brings & his potential but he should've sat w/out a doubt his 1st year behind Mccown. I was telling him their are a few vg-great QB out there that have been dragged down by the franchise they play for.
    This type of stuff is exactly what I was talking about. Why bring/take on this nonsense? How hard is it to find a guy/situation that doesn't have this baggage?

    You're already on HC/System #2 in as many years as you've had your very young QB.
     
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    I'm telling you guys, this can't be accidental any more. This is like some kind of twisted Brewster's Millions plot. The owners have been given some massive trillion dollar incentive if they can find ways to lose a certain number of games in an era that encourages parity.
     
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  10. Ice_Ice_Brady

    Ice_Ice_Brady Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    I’m guessing Jim Bob Cooter prefers Manning to Brady.
     
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  11. maust1013

    maust1013 In the Starting Line-Up

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    While I am a faithful follower of Brother Tune and his Band of Renown and both support and applaud your epic humanitarian efforts in expounding the need to eradicate all things Jete, I hope I am not delving dangerously close to the appearance of blasphemy in begging you to give that some reconsideration. By helping supposedly innocent bystanders avoid the taint of Jete stank we may be doing greater humanity a disservice by defeating Darwin.

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    This really isn't that hard. I've said this a million times over but some still believe you have to a anointed or special to do these jobs.

    Its not easy but jesus its not this hard. It's not Buffalo, Cleveland(until present), Jets etc hard.
     
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  13. JetFan79

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    Ok... using Carlin is too far.

    May as well gave some offseason fun.

    Caption these photos...
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    Bill.jpg
     
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  14. Ice_Ice_Brady

    Ice_Ice_Brady Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    They would all be captioned "Six Time Super Bowl Champion..." followed by the description of the event. I admit it weirds me out a little...the Brady lips thing. Just not my upbringing. And the Kraft/Brady one is pretty funny.
     
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    Love wins.
     
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    Caption THIS photo. No, wait, I'll do it for you: "I'm JeteTwink79 here for another fix of the pain and humiliation I so desperately crave."

    87902479afe663fb4481e67873b7d9e2--white-hair-girls-night.jpg
     
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    maust1013 In the Starting Line-Up

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    I would go with unabashed joyous pics of Patriots on field celebrating SB victory 6.
    No doubt there are similar cave drawings of Jete celebrating an ancient victory but archaeologists have yet to unearth them. A quick search of the keywords 'Jete on field kiss' did however turn up this gem...

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  18. Tunescribe

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    While your point is not without merit I feel compelled to abide by this thread's original mission statement, which includes providing remedial education. It's the humane thing to do.
     
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    FortressX Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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  20. Mike the Brit

    Mike the Brit Minuteman Target PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Don't worry. It's like posting a sign outside a swamp: DANGER: ALLIGATORS. Half of the J-E-T-E fans treat that as a reason to go in (the other half can't read).
     
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