Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Tunescribe]

@Tunescribe

I was thinking maybe this could be worked into the theme for your epic 2019 Jete Suck thread.

GREATEST PLAYERS IN JETS HISTORY

DARRELLE REVIS (champion, Super Bowl 49)

JOE NAMATH (honored at Super Bowl 53)

DAVID HARRIS and SHAUN ELLIS (fulfill lifelong dreams of playing in Super Bowl)

Good stuff, I'll see what I can do. I already have some things planned that will definitively address Jete suckage and help innocent bystanders avoid the taint of Jete stank. Thanks especially for the Joe w/Lombardi photo, I was looking for one and couldn't find it anywhere.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Already posted but theres a lil more here. I remember telling a jet fan that I work w to pump the brakes on the jets are taking over talk.
I love Darnold. What he brings & his potential but he should've sat w/out a doubt his 1st year behind Mccown. I was telling him their are a few vg-great QB out there that have been dragged down by the franchise they play for.
This type of stuff is exactly what I was talking about. Why bring/take on this nonsense? How hard is it to find a guy/situation that doesn't have this baggage?

You're already on HC/System #2 in as many years as you've had your very young QB.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I'm telling you guys, this can't be accidental any more. This is like some kind of twisted Brewster's Millions plot. The owners have been given some massive trillion dollar incentive if they can find ways to lose a certain number of games in an era that encourages parity.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I’m guessing Jim Bob Cooter prefers Manning to Brady.

 

[maust]

I already have some things planned that will definitively address Jete suckage and help innocent bystanders avoid the taint of Jete stank.

While I am a faithful follower of Brother Tune and his Band of Renown and both support and applaud your epic humanitarian efforts in expounding the need to eradicate all things Jete, I hope I am not delving dangerously close to the appearance of blasphemy in begging you to give that some reconsideration. By helping supposedly innocent bystanders avoid the taint of Jete stank we may be doing greater humanity a disservice by defeating Darwin.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

I'm telling you guys, this can't be accidental any more. This is like some kind of twisted Brewster's Millions plot. The owners have been given some massive trillion dollar incentive if they can find ways to lose a certain number of games in an era that encourages parity.

This really isn't that hard. I've said this a million times over but some still believe you have to a anointed or special to do these jobs.

Its not easy but jesus its not this hard. It's not Buffalo, Cleveland(until present), Jets etc hard.

 

[JetFan79]

While I am a faithful follower of Brother Tune and his Band of Renown and both support and applaud your epic humanitarian efforts in expounding the need to eradicate all things Jete, I hope I am not delving dangerously close to the appearance of blasphemy in begging you to give that some reconsideration. By helping supposedly innocent bystanders avoid the taint of Jete stank we may be doing greater humanity a disservice by defeating Darwin.

Ok... using Carlin is too far.

May as well gave some offseason fun.

Caption these photos...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Ok... using Carlin is too far.

May as well gave some offseason fun.

Caption these photos...
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They would all be captioned "Six Time Super Bowl Champion..." followed by the description of the event. I admit it weirds me out a little...the Brady lips thing. Just not my upbringing. And the Kraft/Brady one is pretty funny.

 

[slam]

Love wins.

 

[Tunescribe]

Ok... using Carlin is too far.

May as well gave some offseason fun.

Caption these photos...
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Caption THIS photo. No, wait, I'll do it for you: "I'm JeteTwink79 here for another fix of the pain and humiliation I so desperately crave."

 

[maust]

Caption these photos...

I would go with unabashed joyous pics of Patriots on field celebrating SB victory 6.
No doubt there are similar cave drawings of Jete celebrating an ancient victory but archaeologists have yet to unearth them. A quick search of the keywords 'Jete on field kiss' did however turn up this gem...

 

[Tunescribe]

While I am a faithful follower of Brother Tune and his Band of Renown and both support and applaud your epic humanitarian efforts in expounding the need to eradicate all things Jete, I hope I am not delving dangerously close to the appearance of blasphemy in begging you to give that some reconsideration. By helping supposedly innocent bystanders avoid the taint of Jete stank we may be doing greater humanity a disservice by defeating Darwin.

While your point is not without merit I feel compelled to abide by this thread's original mission statement, which includes providing remedial education. It's the humane thing to do.

 

[FortressX]

Assistant head coach/wide receivers coach Shawn Jefferson,

Jim Bob Cooter lands on Jets coaching staff

 

[Mike the Brit]

While your point is not without merit I feel compelled to abide by this thread's original mission statement, which includes providing remedial education. It's the humane thing to do.

Don't worry. It's like posting a sign outside a swamp: DANGER: ALLIGATORS. Half of the J-E-T-E fans treat that as a reason to go in (the other half can't read).

 

[Joker]

"Hugh will lern to feer the J-T-S-E..."

 

[Bill Lee]

This is shaping up to be an off the charts dysfunctional organization.

The coach hires his father in law then *****es when his defensive coordinator hires his son.

The DC's son's was disciplined for arrogance and his only NFL experience has been working for his father.

The coach's FIL used to work for the DC and in Bountygate testimony he called that DC a liar and a buffoon.

The FIL's last job was working in the personnel department of the HC's last team.

The FIL now is working for the DC he threw under the bus.

The FIL is clearly going to be seen as an agent for the offensive minded HC inside the defense's meetings.

Now with Cooter they hire a guy as RB coach who clearly will be gunning for the OC's job, if not the HC job.

Cooter and Williams both will be undermining Gase because they both think they they're better than him.

I think this time next year Dam Darnit will be learning his third offensive system under his third head coach.

There's only one term to describe this situation:

SOFJ!

 

[Tunescribe]

This is shaping up to be an off the charts dysfunctional organization.

The coach hires his father in law then *****es when his defensive coordinator hires his son.

The DC's son's was disciplined for arrogance and his only NFL experience has been working for his father.

The coach's FIL used to work for the DC and in Bountygate testimony he called that DC a liar and a buffoon.

The FIL's last job was working in the personnel department of the HC's last team.

The FIL now is working for the DC he threw under the bus.

The FIL is clearly going to be seen as an agent for the offensive minded HC inside the defense's meetings.

Now with Cooter they hire a guy as RB coach who clearly will be gunning for the OC's job, if not the HC job.

Cooter and Williams both will be undermining Gase because they both think they they're better than him.

I think this time next year Dam Darnit will be learning his third offensive system under his third head coach.

There's only one term to describe this situation:

SOFJ!

I wonder how Woody gets along with his brother, who is running the team while Woody makes a mockery of the U.S. in Britain. With Woody likely returning home two years from now, that could be another situation to monitor.

 

[Mike the Brit]

I wonder how Woody gets along with his brother, who is running the team while Woody makes a mockery of the U.S. in Britain. With Woody likely returning home two years from now, that could be another situation to monitor.

Great question!

Of course, we haven't noticed a sudden access of competence and rational planning when Woody went off to be an embarrassment elsewhere. But that doesn't mean that the brothers are as one. Didn't Tolstoy say that every dysfunctional football franchise is dysfunctional in its own way?

 

[reflexblue]

Joe Namath has done what no other Jet has done in the last 50 years, touch a lombardi. It was a little sickening to see actually. May have to sandblast the damn thing.

After seeing him handle the trophy i had the same thoughts. I wouldn't sandblast it, just soak it in disinfectant. We wouldn't want any jete stench left on it, im also worried about anything jete rubbing off on the pats.

 

[Patriot Missile]

After seeing him handle the trophy i had the same thoughts. I wouldn't sandblast it, just soak it in disinfectant. We wouldn't want any jete stench left on it, im also worried about anything jete rubbing off on the pats.

True, surprised they didn’t quarantine it right away.