Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Tony2046]

How is being a JETE a "great situation"? That's like having your genitalia cut off and saying "Well at least I'm still alive." No. You are now useless. Just like the Jetes.

Jetes have genitalia??

 

[JetFan79]

Jetes have genitalia??

Jete. No "s".

 

[Tony2046]

Jete. No "s".

No Balls either.

 

[Tony2046]

Quotes can insinuate anyone saying the comment. It is very common to see folks around here say the Jets "won" the offseason. Whether of not you said it I haven't kept track of.

So when I said "Your" and the quoted your logic you thought it was someone else's quote??

FWIW, when someone around here says, "the Jetes won the offseason" it's mocking the Jete fans. Not surprised you missed that little distinction.

 

[JetFan79]

So when I said "Your" and the quoted your logic you thought it was someone else's quote??

FWIW, when someone around here says, "the Jetes won the offseason" it's mocking the Jete fans. Not surprised you missed that little distinction.

It's "Jete". End of debate.

*** Edit: Hell even Tuney "agrees" with me on that. (Hell has frozen over!)

 

[Tunescribe]

That's why Mangold and Clady were released. Give the youngin's the reps to sink or swim this year.

This line of "reasoning" is so effed up it's unbelievable. What good are "reps" on a team that has thrown in the towel before the season even starts? With no veteran leadership? With a coaching staff that's been hung out to dry by the owner and front office and might not be back? There is no way you can accurately assess ability on a team that is not doing everything it can to win.

Then correct as needed next offseason.

I searched and searched and could not find a gif, photo or video of derisive laughter strong enough to address this nonsense. This will have to do:

 

[neali]

That works.

 

[1960Pats]

Are some folks really trying to talk about football and the Jete at the same time? Good luck pulling that off.

 

[Tony2046]

It's "Jete". End of debate.

*** Edit: Hell even Tuney "agrees" with me on that. (Hell has frozen over!)

Dude don't post if you're looking for some kind of Pyrrhic victory or whatever. It's lame.

"I won the spelling bee contest" is just a freaking moronic response.


Anyways go enjoy your year of purposeful suckage. Wonder what excuse you'll have for us next year.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Dude don't post if you're looking for some kind of Pyrrhic victory or whatever. It's lame.

"I won the spelling bee contest" is just a freaking moronic response.


Anyways go enjoy your year of purposeful suckage. Wonder what excuse you'll have for us next year.

Hes in his late 30s too. Are all Jet fans this lame?

 

[Tony2046]

Hes in his late 30s too. Are all Jet fans this lame?

It shouldn't surprise you.

If you do a quick search on zillow you'll see that NJ is the only state that lists "Mommy's Basements" for sale.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

It shouldn't surprise you.

If you do a quick search on zillow you'll see that NJ is the only state that lists "Mommy's Basements" for sale.

No wonder I havent heard from my friend who moved there after highschool graduation...

 

[JetFan79]

Dude don't post if you're looking for some kind of Pyrrhic victory or whatever. It's lame.

"I won the spelling bee contest" is just a freaking moronic response.


Anyways go enjoy your year of purposeful suckage. Wonder what excuse you'll have for us next year.

Says the dude who just previously attempted (incorrectly) to describe how to use quotes.

 

[Joker]

Says the dude who had this tattooed on his azz as he tried to suck his own toes...

“Let’s make sure we play like the f—ing New York Jets and not some f—ing slap-**** team. That’s what I want to see tomorrow. Do we understand what the f— I want to see tomorrow? Now let’s go eat a goddamn snack.”

Do you ever get tired of taking such a beating day in and out or what, Pinata-boy?

 

[JetFan79]

Says the dude who had this tattooed on his azz as he tried to suck his own toes...

“Let’s make sure we play like the f—ing New York Jets and not some f—ing slap-**** team. That’s what I want to see tomorrow. Do we understand what the f— I want to see tomorrow? Now let’s go eat a goddamn snack.”

Do you ever get tired of taking such a beating day in and out or what, Pinata-boy?

Was that Rex's speech before the playoff game vs NE?

 

[Joker]

oh right...the "playoff game!!!!"... the greatest game in your pathetic life...and then Pittsburgh happened...and you ate a big plate of toe cheese on toast...you poor dumb ba$tard.

 

[JetFan79]

oh right...the "playoff game!!!!"... the greatest game in your pathetic life...and then Pittsburgh happened...and you ate a big plate of toe cheese on toast...you poor dumb ba$tard.

 

[Tony2046]

Says the dude who just previously attempted (incorrectly) to describe how to use quotes.

Yikes. What is this? An attempted assault?

Well you've missed..

You swung hard though.... I could almost hear the whooshing sound..

But I sense you've missed on purpose. You know the ole "lose the battle this year strategy"?

"If I swing like a ****y this time I'll be a stud the next"

Because that's how winning works according to the resident Jete.

 

[Bill Lee]

This line of "reasoning" is so effed up it's unbelievable. What good are "reps" on a team that has thrown in the towel before the season even starts? With no veteran leadership? With a coaching staff that's been hung out to dry by the owner and front office and might not be back? There is no way you can accurately assess ability on a team that is not doing everything it can to win.

I searched and searched and could not find a gif, photo or video of derisive laughter strong enough to address this nonsense. This will have to do:

The JETE surrender strategy is going to lead to more losing. Any free agents who come certainly aren't coming to be part of a winning tradition. At best there going to be a bunch of Mevis "I wanna get paid" types. Might as well keep jerks like Sheldon Richardson because that's what the future holds.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Of course, the JETE spread their net wide when it comes to recruiting: