Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[Deus Irae]

Yep. The only way Revis reworks his contract is if it benefits him. He's never been one to help his team out. Hell, how many times did he force the jets to redo contracts that he had already agreed to?

Far fewer times than teams have forced players to redo contracts that they'd already agreed to.

 

[zoostation]

To be fair, this would apply to 99.99% of not just athletes, but anyone under contract. All contractors do this. I sure as hell wouldn't redo a contract with a client if I didn't benefit somehow.

The .01% of those that would, potentially have a screw or two loose.

yes...but the degree to which it applies to mevis$ is nauseating.

 

[Tunescribe]

To be fair,

Give us a break.

 

[JetFan79]

Give us a break.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Speaking of Mevis, it's clear he's cashed out....both literally and figuratively.

 

[Mike the Brit]

When every step costs $50 you may want to take your time.

 

[MitchKumstein]

So that's what $17 million gets you these days?

 

[nabwong]

So that's what $17 million gets you these days?

And Jay Cutler.

 

[oldrover]

Joe and Evan on WFAN this AM are so depressed... "How long can Brady go on?" "I can't take it anymore." "It's the Patriots, and then everybody else."

I feel bad for them....

...really, I do.

 

[Dorito Dink]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I'll never become a Pat fan.

I don't think anybody here has ever mistaken you as a guy that makes smart decisions

 

[Bill Lee]

From the banner at https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots , check out the tail of the airplane:

[ Note - I had to cut the pic in half to get it to fit here, follow the link for the full image ... ]

 

[1960Pats]

Speaking of Mevis, check out his attempted tackle of Tim Tebow at the 45 sec mark. He wanted no part of getting in front of Tebow.

Tebow's game-winning drive

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Cubs won their first championship in 108 years.

If the Jets take as long between SB wins, they won't win before 2077.

Or maybe never ever.

JOE NAMATH ADMITS SELLING SOUL TO THE DEVIL IN 1968- CONFIRMS SUSPICIONS THAT JETS ARE CURSED

 

[SalemPats]

I want the Jets to go 7-9 and get another crappy pick

 

[Tunescribe]

I want the Jets to go 7-9 and get another crappy pick

That means they'd have to go 4-4 the rest of the way, which is plausible. Their remaining schedule is pretty light except for two games with the Patriots. But going 4-4 should give their pathetic fans sufficient false hope for 2017.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

If I was Revis or maybe someone with loads of cash, I'd buy an island, turn it into an exclusive vacation resort and market it as the best place to spend time...oh yeah and rename it to "Revis"

My slogan: "Come to Revis Island, it's not just for NFL WRs anymore"
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Maybe work with Brady and Guerrero and turn it into an anti-aging clinic too.

 

[Galeb]

If I was Revis or maybe someone with loads of cash, I'd buy an island, turn it into an exclusive vacation resort and market it as the best place to spend time...oh yeah and rename it to "Revis"

My slogan: "Come to Revis Island, it's not just for NFL WRs anymore"
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Maybe work with Brady and Guerrero and turn it into an anti-aging clinic too.

Ironically, you can purchase actual islands for a fraction of what Revis makes in a year:

Private Islands For Sale Worldwide

 

[BTTA]

Cubs are likely going to Game 7 to win their first championship in 108 years.

If the Jets take as long between SB wins, they won't win before 2077.

We need to watch our language here, lest we give them too much credit. The Jets have never won an NFL championship. Ever. They got to the Super Bowl without having to play a single NFL team in the regular season or playoffs. If they had, the Colts would have undoubtedly taken them more seriously, had a plan for attacking their defense, and whipped their butts.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Ironically, you can purchase actual islands for a fraction of what Revis makes in a year:

Private Islands For Sale Worldwide

Looks like the winner: Hangover Island - Florida, United States - Private Islands for Sale

What's with all the islands in Canada?

 

[Galeb]

What's with all the islands in Canada?

Snow.