Jets considering pursuing Randy Moss

[boston22407]

A source tells Newsday's Bob Glauber that the chances of Randy Moss being signed by the Jets is "very small.

 

[jetophile]

Jets fans
s.moss has been re-signed since yesterday

Well, I went to SLEEP yesterday. In other news, Amy Winehouse is dead.

 

[boston22407]

Well, I went to SLEEP yesterday. In other news, Amy Winehouse is dead.

You go to bed at 6.30PM?

 

[jetophile]

You go to bed at 6.30PM?

It depends what time it is in Boston. East coast, right? EST, CMT, PMT, PFT, TMZ, NFL. It's so confusing.

 

[boston22407]

It depends what time it is in Boston. East coast, right? EST, CMT, PMT, PFT, TMZ, NFL. It's so confusing.

Yes it was said around 6.30 EST

 

[jetophile]

Yes it was said around 6.30 EST

ABC, NBC, do-re-mi. Do-re-mi, I hate 'The Sound of Music', speaking of which. What a garbage flick. If that movie isn't the cure for insomnia, I don't know what is. Why didn't Mary Poppins just give those kids 50 spoonfuls of sugar, put them in a diabetic coma and then push them all off a cliff? She also should have commandeered 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' from **** Van Dyke and ran them over after they were dead.

How do you get away with a guy named **** Van Dyke in a movie called 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' today, I ask you? Another movie I hated. Was this just a way for our creepy underhanded parents to perv us without knowing we were perved? Sleep on it.

I live in NY. Just messing with you.

 

[YearbookCurfew]

I'm not worried. Sachez can't even throw past 20 yards. :singing:

 

[Tunescribe]

Was this just a way for our creepy underhanded parents to perv us without knowing we were perved?

You're a Green Beans fan. You should be an expert on perversion.

 

[jetophile]

You're a Green Beans fan. You should be an expert on perversion.

Weak, but lighten up.

We used to go Sh itty Sh itty Bang Bang, we love you! My Mom would glare at us. "What did you say?" "Chitty Shi tty. . . Ah, FU KK, it was an accident!"

 

[Tunescribe]

Weak, but lighten up.

We used to go Sh itty Sh itty Bang Bang, we love you! My Mom would glare at us. "What did you say?" "Chitty Shi tty. . . Ah, FU KK, it was an accident!"

"Weak"? "Lighten up"? Just making an objective observation. Which reminds me, what has been done down in East Rutherford to address Wrecks' simultaneous halitosis/flatulence problem? I heard it was a huge factor in Revis's holdout last season, and cause for a lot of locker room grumbling.

 

[Joker]

"Weak"? "Lighten up"? Just making an objective observation. Which reminds me, what has been done down in East Rutherford to address Wrecks' simultaneous halitosis/flatulence problem? I heard it was a huge factor in Revis's holdout last season, and cause for a lot of locker room grumbling.

I don't know about that,Tunes...but Wrecks wife bought him an erector set and a years supply of Viagra in anticipation of winning the Dr Scholl's Man Of the Year Award....

 

[Tunescribe]

I don't know about that,Tunes...but Wrecks wife bought him an erector set and a years supply of Viagra in anticipation of winning the Dr Scholl's Man Of the Year Award....

Just between you and me, I'd be surprised if between the two of them they can even find his ding-a-ling underneath that mountain of flab he carries around. That's probably why he farms her out on fetish sites.

 

[jetophile]

"Weak"? "Lighten up"? Just making an objective observation. Which reminds me, what has been done down in East Rutherford to address Wrecks' simultaneous halitosis/flatulence problem? I heard it was a huge factor in Revis's holdout last season, and cause for a lot of locker room grumbling.

He's still a fat slob, thanks.

As to East Rutherford, the Stadium is still a DUMP. NJ, please. . . . see you there!

 

[NEPatriot]

I don't buy the thought that he still can take the top of a defense. It seems some people forgot his performance for most of last year. I don't understand why they would make that move.