I was wrong, Jesus is real

[TBradyOwnsYou]

And he is living in Australia:

Australian Man Claims to be ************, Has Memories of Crucification - International Business Times

Son of a B. Oh well, congrats Christians, you win this round.

 

[everlong]

Jesus being an Aussie has some funny skit potential. The apostles would all have names like Nigel. Doubtful Nigel doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Good day mate what do you need for the feast.

Get me a few vegemite sandwiches mate and I can feed the entire flock. Hurry along I need to see a man about a wallaby.

 

[Lifer]

Good thing Hillsong is right there in Sydney

 

[Greatest I am]

And he is living in Australia:

Son of a B. Oh well, congrats Christians, you win this round.

Not son of a B. Son of a deadbeat hot and run dad.

That info must be wrong friend.

I am Jesus because I remember all the virgins I enjoyed in Muslim heaven.

Regards
DL