I find our lack of blow out wins disturbing

[supafly]

Brush your teeth, shave, get dressed and get out.

I would say try a sports bar, but you may be distracted...

Ha. It’s not really a shaving or tooth brushing problem as much as it is a wife problem. You see, I require my potential partners to wear the newer flying Elvis apparel, and my wife is strictly an old school Pat Patriot gal.

 

[nabwong]

I find my lack of a sex life rather disturbing

Are you married too?

 

[HailHydra]

NO MORE LOSSES

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

NO MORE LOSSES

Let's face it, we here on patsfans just don't handle losing well...

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Ha. It’s not really a shaving or tooth brushing problem as much as it is a wife problem. You see, I require my potential partners to wear the newer flying Elvis apparel, and my wife is strictly an old school Pat Patriot gal.

I was never into wife-swapping before, but this sounds irresistible...

 

[Clonamery]

Brush your teeth, shave, get dressed and get out.

I would say try a sports bar, but you may be distracted...

It couldn't hurt to star in a few movies first as well.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

It couldn't hurt to star in a few movies first as well.

But not porn.

Right?

 

[supafly]

I was never into wife-swapping before, but this sounds irresistible...

Now that I’ve piqued your interest, “take my wife—please!”

 

[Clonamery]

But not porn.

Right?

 

[Uptown]

.....Is this a thing now??

I find our lack of defensive shutouts to be disturbing.

I find our lack of production from Dwayne Allen to be disturbing.

I find our lack of currently not being the #1 seed in the AFC to be disturbing.

I find our lack of multiple pick 6s (DEF) in a game to be highly disturbing. Needs to be fixed like yesterday!

Lastly, I find the lack of competence within our division to be disturbing......but I’m willing to bite the bullet on this one

 

[PatsWSB47]

.....Is this a thing now??

I find our lack of defensive shutouts to be disturbing.

I find our lack of production from Dwayne Allen to be disturbing.

I find our lack of currently not being the #1 seed in the AFC to be disturbing.

Lastly, I find the lack of competence within our division to be disturbing......but I’m willing to bite the bullet on this one

........many thanks to the OP who found our lack of defensive turnovers disturbing. He set us on our way.

 

[Foxypats]

This was a 14 point win. Is that considered a blow out ? If so, then well done to the OP. Let's see who starts the next thread for this up coming game.

 

[PatsWSB47]

This was a 14 point win. Is that considered a blow out ? If so, then well done to the OP. Let's see who starts the next thread for this up coming game.

Pats were driving and in scoring position with a couple of minutes to play. They easily could have piled on some points if they wanted to. Packers we're beat into submission by then. You do that then you can argue that it was a blowout. Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it

 

[TBR]

I find Obi Melifonwu's lack of Super Bowl rings disturbing.