How to speak Belichickean

[p8ryts]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/belichick_code/1034/

 

[PromisedLand]

That's very funny! Thanks for posting it.

 

[AzPatsFan]

Great humor!!

And so true. Especially the actual TOTAL TRUTH about the motives of sports reporters.

Belichickian is a a true "art form".

Diplomats have to speak it too. I don't know how they can "be nice" and say nothing for extended periods, after lsitening to that collection of genocidal killers and dictators like Ahmedinehad, Chavez, Castro and Kim. The proverbial four ASSes of the Apocalypse.

 

[edgecy]

lol that's awesome. You've got the clock, whatever time it says it is, that's what time it is.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Great link that "IS WHAT IT IS"

 

[Bella*chick]

Okay, that is absolutely HILARIOUS and spot-on.

"Disappointment? Is that anything like a feeling? SHADDUP!"

ROFLMAO!

 

[zippo59]

I think we all would like to punch Borges in the ovaries...

 

[jczxohn1]

Particularly liked BB's new appellation, "His Hoodedness".

 

[BradfordPatsFan]

Quite possibly the best, non-cheerleader, post on this site in a while. Great find.


I actually caught myself saying, "it is what it is" during open house with parents in my classroom last night. I thought, "Bill would be proud."

 

[the taildragger]

wife: “Where’ve you been? It’s late. I’ve been worried.â€
Me: “I wouldn’t categorize it as late. You’ve got the clock there. Whatever time it says it is, is what time it is.â€
Or at work:
Boss: “You haven‘t done a thing around here all week.â€
Me: “I tried, and it didn’t work out. I tried, and it didn’t work out and we’r moving on.â€
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[Tunescribe]

This was my favorite:

For example, getting pulled over by a cop at two in the morning:
Cop: “You been drinking?â€
Me: “Whatever happened earlier happened earlier. The important thing is that I correct the mistakes I made further back up the road and do the best job I can moving forward toward my house.â€

 

[zippo59]

Belichick certainly has mastered the whole "speaking without saying anything" thing.