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[letekro]

Unless you want to read about Peter King "cleaning his bowels out" before a colonoscopy, skip this week's installment of MMQB. You have been warned.

 

[Canada's #1 Pats Fan]

Unless you want to read about Peter King "cleaning his bowels out" before a colonoscopy, skip this week's installment of MMQB. You have been warned.

I won't but how does one do that?

 

[patchick]

Thank you for this public service announcement. I recall King's previous stints as tour guide to the lower intestine, and I have no desire to repeat that literary experience.

 

[Krugman]

If you havent' had one,you dont wanna know....trust me....although we should all get one every two or three years,colon cancer can sneak up on ya....

 

[Rob0729]

Unless you want to read about Peter King "cleaning his bowels out" before a colonoscopy, skip this week's installment of MMQB. You have been warned.

Actually would rather read that than ever listen to a football called by Fran Charles, Marshall Faulk, and Sterling Sharpe. Haven't had the pleasure yet to have a colonoscopy, but it has to be more enjoyable than listening to those three bozos.

BTW, your mistake was reading anything in King's 10th "Ten Things I Think I Know". I assume it was in there. It is all useless BS.

 

[Bertil]

Unless you want to read about Peter King "cleaning his bowels out" before a colonoscopy, skip this week's installment of MMQB. You have been warned.

Maybe that phrase is how he refers to "writing" his column. It IS a bunch of ...

 

[Fencer]

The day before my colonoscopy is commonly my worst of the year. (I have to have one every couple of years.) I have no interest in reading somebody else's experiences.

The colonoscopy itself isn't so bad, because it's under anesthesia -- EXCEPT AT A FEW BRAIN-DEAD HOSPITALS THAT SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

One of those is a famous one -- Columbia Presbyterian in NYC.

It's not just the discomfort of lack of anesthesia -- the tension from the pain can lead to injury to the colon. It happened to me.

 

[Patjew]

It's not just the discomfort of lack of anesthesia -- the tension from the pain can lead to injury to the colon. It happened to me.

I think I saw that happen on an episode of "Oz" once.

 

[JoePats]

I thought this thread was going to be about the new coin toss rules.

 

[Patriotic]

The day before my colonoscopy is commonly my worst of the year. (I have to have one every couple of years.) I have no interest in reading somebody else's experiences.

The colonoscopy itself isn't so bad, because it's under anesthesia -- EXCEPT AT A FEW BRAIN-DEAD HOSPITALS THAT SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

One of those is a famous one -- Columbia Presbyterian in NYC.

It's not just the discomfort of lack of anesthesia -- the tension from the pain can lead to injury to the colon. It happened to me.

This is the worst thread in the history of PatsFans.com

 

[Disco Volante]

This topic is hotter than anything in the Ladie's Lounge, meow.

 

[Frezo]

I thought this thread was going to be about the new coin toss rules.

Do you mean a cointosscopy?

 

[RussFrancis]

Might have to change that thread title to, "Bottom's Up".