Harry begs Brady: no rookie haircut

IIRC, they don't quite dodge it entirely, but the vets do respect the long time that goes into it. I think they just cut off one lock or trim some of them or something.

In any case, here's what Harry's working with:

 

I thought he had longer dreads. Neither long nor dreads.

Now he loses the hair and the eyebrows.

 

im guessing someone is going to make a nice donation to brady's charity

 

They should do him a favor and shave off that scraggly excuse for a beard. Some guys just shouldn't force facial hair.

 

The answer might be in your question, grasshopper. Skinny legs and all.

 

So whats the alternative? Bite through a gallon of avocado ice cream?

 

That would be reward, not punishment. I made some avocado ice cream a while back and it was delicious.

 

I read they've been cutting back on the hazing haircut in recent years, so i agree harry won't get a hair cut.

 

" Don't haze me bro!!"

 

Yea I agree, its one thing if they're ok with the "ritual", but completely buzz cutting someones hair that likes it grown out and is part of their outward appearance/personality should not be messed with

I think the entire concept of hazing is kind of ridiculous, but I understand the little things like making them carry team captains gear, or pranking them by filling their car full of styrofoam peanuts or something of that nature

 

Not sure I would classify Harry's response as begging. Let's see what happens with Chase Winovich.

 

Ohhhhh

That's gonna hurt.

 

My favorite hazing of all time. The Friar Tuck.

 

One Friar Tuck on the way.