Harry begs Brady: no rookie haircut

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Link: Patriots’ First-Round Pick N’Keal Harry Begs Tom Brady For No Rookie Haircut

He just guaranteed himself a creatively bizarre coiffure. This will be fun to watch.

 

[Patstopia]

Shaved eyebrows

 

[Tunescribe]

Shaved eyebrows

Nah, those can easily be replaced with fakes. Harry has a big head of hair begging to be sculped.

 

[jah]

Hazing is pretty stupid but so is asking not to be hazed and expecting to get exactly that.

 

[fnordcircle]

Hazing is pretty stupid but so is asking not to be hazed and expecting to get exactly that.

If you go along with it it's a lot less painful. I honestly don't mind harmless rites of passage and getting your head shaved, especially as a man, is about as harmless as hazing can be. But then again....I do feel bad for these guys with gigantic dreadlocks... How did Maroney skirt this?

But yeah - *****ing about it is a guaranteed way to make it worse.

 

[XLIX]

If the man believes his hair is his source of power, then it is. And you leave it alone.

 

[MassPats38]

If you go along with it it's a lot less painful. I honestly don't mind harmless rites of passage and getting your head shaved, especially as a man, is about as harmless as hazing can be. But then again....I do feel bad for these guys with gigantic dreadlocks... How did Maroney skirt this?

But yeah - *****ing about it is a guaranteed way to make it worse.

I believe the general rule is those with dreads/very long hair dodge the haircut.

I would expect Harry would be told that, but I doubt anyone steps up and tells him now if he really doesn't know.

 

[Bourne Again Christian]

How many draft picks Will we be docked after Brady butchers him?

 

[supafly]

As crazy as it sounds, I’m actually going to predict no haircut. I’m guessing that they find a way to give him (and possibly everyone) a break as it pertains to the haircut hazing, this year. They can give him some pink stripes, instead. Brady will have to get creative.

 

[Mike the Brit]

As crazy as it sounds, I’m actually going to predict no haircut. I’m guessing that they find a way to give him (and possibly everyone) a break as it pertains to the haircut hazing, this year. They can give him some pink stripes, instead. Brady will have to get creative.

No, it's not crazy at all. For many men from the Caribbean, hair is a very big deal (N'Keal Harry isn't a Rastafarian, so far as I know, but it's part of the culture). A coach as experienced as Belichick would know that and keep an eye on it, surely. On the other hand, what's with all of the media interviews, rookie?

 

[RobertWeathers]

What does it mean to down a bit? He'll fall into a deep depression?

If it's for religious reasons then I can understand . If not,he'll get it shaved off and like it.

 

[IllegalContact]

If you go along with it it's a lot less painful. I honestly don't mind harmless rites of passage and getting your head shaved, especially as a man, is about as harmless as hazing can be. But then again....I do feel bad for these guys with gigantic dreadlocks... How did Maroney skirt this?

But yeah - *****ing about it is a guaranteed way to make it worse.

what are they going to do, hold him down?

 

[oldrover]

Dude needs to channel his inner Pedro Cerrano...


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[A Defiant Goose]

I would be down with any hazing that doesn't **** with my appearance. You could tie me to a flag pole in my underwear before I'd let you touch my beard. Whether Harry is joking or not I hope nobody messes with his glorious mane

 

[oldrover]

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[RelocatedPatFan]

 

[Clonamery]

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Friar Tim.

 

[borg]

Sue everybody

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[doesntmatter1]

Lets be real, an ADULT can only be hazed if he allows himself to be hazed. He is a first round pick so it isn't like he is desperate. But if he wants to be part of the fun and games he should allow an alternative option that doesn't go too far like the shaving of the eyebrows.