Gronkfest: Pats sign Dan Gronkowski

[JaxPats]

We Will.......We Will.......Gronk You :singing:singing::singing::singing: Looks like the Coach is developing the new '" Gronk" scheme.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

No. They'll have to shorten the last name to Gronk.

"R. Gronk"

"D. Gronk"


I like it, I wonder if the NFL would allow it!

This is Grontastic!!!

Can you imagine how many Gronks will be in the stands when the Pats head to Buffalo???

 

[Garbanza]

There's your Gronkalicious blocking TE! Dan is the same size as Lee Smith and more athletic.

So big and athletic he was cut by the Lions and Broncos!

What is with the Gronkowski cult-like love 'round these parts? Rob = good. Dan = JAG.

 

[patchick]

We Will.......We Will.......Gronk You :singing:singing::singing::singing: Looks like the Coach is developing the new '" Gronk" scheme.

I'm starting to suspect that Bill likes saying Gronk as much as we do.

gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk

 

[shmessy]

BTW, just wondering:

Has there ever been a two-tight end formation in the NFL where both TE's were brothers?

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

So big and athletic he was cut by the Lions and Broncos!

What is with the Gronkowski cult-like love 'round these parts? Rob = good. Dan = JAG.

You need to understand how a diabolical BB thinks.

With Dan Gronk he's got a TE he can waive to the PS w/o any AFCE rivals picking him up!
Brilliant!

 

[patchick]

So big and athletic he was cut by the Lions and Broncos!

What is with the Gronkowski cult-like love 'round these parts? Rob = good. Dan = JAG.

Dude, you're so missing the point. He's not just any kind of JAG, he's Gronk JAG.



gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk * gronk

 

[shmessy]

So big and athletic he was cut by the Lions and Broncos!

What is with the Gronkowski cult-like love 'round these parts? Rob = good. Dan = JAG.

At least we didn't get stuck with two Ventrones.

 

[resdubwhite]

has got to be a windup.

has got to be

 

[LasVegasPatsFan]

Exactly. The guy had 9 catches for 69 yards in the last two years. Guess Miami will have to change their defensive game plan now.

 

[PATSNUTme]

LMAO, just the other day I made a comment about there being double Gronk formations, as a joke.

 

[Deus Irae]

So big and athletic he was cut by the Lions and Broncos!

What is with the Gronkowski cult-like love 'round these parts? Rob = good. Dan = JAG.

Dan might, or might not, be garbage, but he was cut from the Lions, who already had their 3 tight ends in place (their #3 TE just got a new 3 year deal last year), and the Broncos, who are a train wreck with their personnel decisions.

 

[JaxPats]

I can just see and hear the ref at the coin toss. Gentleman, start your Gronks

 

[Jared]

Just a Gronk?

I'll take it!

 

[Patjew]

So big and athletic he was cut by the Lions and Broncos!

What is with the Gronkowski cult-like love 'round these parts? Rob = good. Dan = JAG.

You need a gronkucation. Let me explain it to you: more Gronks = more better.

 

[JackBauer]

Exactly. The guy had 9 catches for 69 yards in the last two years. Guess Miami will have to change their defensive game plan now.

Yeah, I expect BB picked him up to showcase as a receiving threat!

 

[Deus Irae]

You need a gronkucation. Let me explain it to you: more Gronks = more better.

The New England Patriots:


Now with twice the Gronk!

 

[Haley]

Just to let you all know, I am a mathematician.

GRONK + GRONK = DOUBLE GRONK!!

If we assume contrary to fact that DOUBLE GRONK is less than awesomeness, then we get:

2x GRONK < GRONK

...which is a clear contradiction.

Therefore DOUBLE GRONK = AWESOMENESS!

Q.E.D. :rocker:

 

[Patjew]

The New England Patriots:


Now with twice the Gronk!

Now this is a man with the right Gronkitude.

 

[The-Hooded-One]

The Lions actually traded him to the Broncos in the Alphonso Smith deal. He wasn't cut by them. He wouldn't be here to catch passes anyway. He would be here to block.