We all know Dodger Roger HAS to show up at Gillette this Sunday. It will be AFTER the NFCC game and he will stick around long enough to hand over the trophy and take a jet to logan, and then a helicopter form Logan to Gillette.
SO WE KNOW WHERE HE WILL LAND. We know approximately WHEN he will land(between 2nd quarter and half time).
Those of us that know the stadium know exactly what route he will walk in from the helicopter landing pad....
Now what do you suppose we could do when armed with all that beautiful information? Don't get me wrong, I am not advocating violence on this man at all as that would be wrong, but if some unsuspecting fans who have been drinking for a few hours inadvertently slip and lose control of their iced cold beverage, and it lands all over poor roger, would that not be worth the inevitable arrest that would occur...assuming the local police determine that it was done on purpose.(very hard to prove in court btw).
I mean, seriously, if it happens a few times, the plain truth is that it was just too slippery, or too cold to hold your beverage properly. Heck, those beers can get very wet. Imagine that you see Roger walking with his small security detail and you are running towards them to get a better look and make a few comments and that beverage just slips from your hand and goes up in the air everywhere, spraying goodell and his detail.
These are merely accidents due to the cold NE weather, and the fact that it is a proven fact that once you have a few drinks, you become physically impaired. So much so, that you couldn't POSSIBLY be sober enough to actually aim your drink at him...I mean, C'Mon, it just slipped out of your hand...You wanted to get an autograph and tell him what a great commissioner he is, but you slipped. You were very lucky you didn't split your head open if you fell all the way down and we will mourn the loss of your beverage.
SO WE KNOW WHERE HE WILL LAND. We know approximately WHEN he will land(between 2nd quarter and half time).
Those of us that know the stadium know exactly what route he will walk in from the helicopter landing pad....
Now what do you suppose we could do when armed with all that beautiful information? Don't get me wrong, I am not advocating violence on this man at all as that would be wrong, but if some unsuspecting fans who have been drinking for a few hours inadvertently slip and lose control of their iced cold beverage, and it lands all over poor roger, would that not be worth the inevitable arrest that would occur...assuming the local police determine that it was done on purpose.(very hard to prove in court btw).
I mean, seriously, if it happens a few times, the plain truth is that it was just too slippery, or too cold to hold your beverage properly. Heck, those beers can get very wet. Imagine that you see Roger walking with his small security detail and you are running towards them to get a better look and make a few comments and that beverage just slips from your hand and goes up in the air everywhere, spraying goodell and his detail.
These are merely accidents due to the cold NE weather, and the fact that it is a proven fact that once you have a few drinks, you become physically impaired. So much so, that you couldn't POSSIBLY be sober enough to actually aim your drink at him...I mean, C'Mon, it just slipped out of your hand...You wanted to get an autograph and tell him what a great commissioner he is, but you slipped. You were very lucky you didn't split your head open if you fell all the way down and we will mourn the loss of your beverage.
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