First Female to Tryout for NFL

[Joker]

tell me...who is douchier in this pic?

 

[TyronePoole]

Those guys are both pretty awesome if you ask me.

And don't forget Deus has me on ignore! Don't for a minute think you'd get away without him announcing that fact. It's a perfect excuse for him to continue his ego stroking unchallenged and he's gonna make sure you know it.

But the amusement level is impressive. You're going back and forth with someone I've got on ignore, and Fencer is arguing that I'm wrong for arguing that

when I wasn't arguing that at all. So, I'm basically translating your posts in light of what they must be responding to, dealing with someone who can't understand what I've posted, and getting a kick out of Joker's magnificent use of hyperbole.

It's a pretty amusing way to spend some time when you're stuck at home because you're sick. All that's needed now is for Haley to return and talk more about how P.C. police don't exist, just days after the video of the USDA conference where the guy is actively training people to speak politically correct phrases hit the internet.

"Look at how awesome I am"

 

[scout]

No problem with you saying that there is no way a woman would be good enough to play in the NFL based on body type and physical makeup but we are talking about a kicker and sure strength and power are a factor but it is not a postion purely about brute strength.

In no way shape or form should the rules be changed to accomadate woman in football and if there was one playing she would be subject to being run over by men and she would get no sympathy from me nor should it make for any bigger of story than any other big hit.

Women do have their own leagues but it is the best women in the world and I see no problem with it if they want to play here or if they want to see how they could compete on the biggest stage with the best athletes in their sport.

Also she would not be the first Women in pro sports there have been a few before her most notably the goalie on the Lightning.



Oh the horror a lady in pro hockey taking slap shots from all the men and could you believe it they didn't even put restrictions on how hard you could shoot at her.

Lastly I think your statement about women in the rest of the work place absolutely was chauvinistic. You act like every male firemen and police officer is in there best peak shape like a pro athlete at the top of their game when the fact is men are probably more likely to be out of shape in these fields than the women who actually persue them as they are constanly being compared to the men.

I have to agree with this post. So if an individual can punt or kick a fiedl goal sixty yards and they happen to be female, someone objects to them playing? Girls were finally allowed to play little league, and I think the league still thrives. In business, its' called the glass ceiling. Who cares if the person is male or female and can get the job done. The discussion is not about ability, but about acceptance if the individual has the skill and talent.

 

[Tunescribe]

But the amusement level is impressive. You're going back and forth with someone I've got on ignore, and Fencer is arguing that I'm wrong for arguing that



and



when I wasn't arguing that at all. So, I'm basically translating your posts in light of what they must be responding to, dealing with someone who can't understand what I've posted, and getting a kick out of Joker's magnificent use of hyperbole.

It's a pretty amusing way to spend some time when you're stuck at home because you're sick. All that's needed now is for Haley to return and talk more about how P.C. police don't exist, just days after the video of the USDA conference where the guy is actively training people to speak politically correct phrases hit the internet.

OK. But unless these stooges can muster at least a modicum of genuine savvy, I might hold off until saner idiots chime in. I've had more coherent debates with my parrot. At least he stays on topic and understands basic common sense.

 

[TyronePoole]

OK. But unless these stooges can muster at least a modicum of genuine savvy, I might hold off until saner idiots chime in. I've had more coherent debates with my parrot. At least he stays on topic and understands basic common sense.

you've had debates with your parrot?

 

[Joker]

After 27 pages of labyrinthian discourse on what is and what is not politically correct and acceptable in the current societal landscape in 2013, I think myself and a few of you other knuckle draggers need to brush up on our PC skills...so without further ado...lesson one...

SPEAKING POLITICALLY CORRECT

She does not: GET PMS She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL

She does not have: A KILLER BODY She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE

She is not: A BAD COOK She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She is not: A BAD DRIVER She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED

She is not: A PERFECT 10 She is: NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR

She is not: EASY She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not: CUT YOU OFF She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She does not: HATE SPORTS ON TV She is: ATHLETICALLY BIASED

She does not have: SEXY LIPS She is: COLLAGEN DEPENDENT

She does not get: DRUNK She is: ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED

You do not ask her: TO DANCE You request a: PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE

She is not: A GOSSIP She is a: VERBAL TERMINATOR

She does not: WORK OUT TOO MUCH She is an: ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER


She is not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She is not: COLD OR FRIGID She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE

She does not: WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She will never: GAIN WEIGHT She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She is not: A SCREAMER OR MOANER She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She does not: SHAVE HER LEGS She experiences: TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION

She does not have: A HARD BODY She is: ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE

She does not: SUN BATHE She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT

She does not: SHOP TOO MUCH She is: OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS

She does not have: BIG HAIR She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED

She does not: SNORE She is: NASALLY REPETITIVE

She does not: GET DRUNK She becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC

She is not: TOO SKINNY She is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT

I can feel the kinder, gentler waves of correctness sweeping over me like the cold hard slap at the end of a wet fist....oh...wait...that was my ex-wife....anyway...

 

[TyronePoole]

Cool: STORY Bro arty:

 

[Frezo]

Hey Joe, I went went with a girl that didn't fart. She was anally expressive.

 

[JPPT1974]

As a woman who is a die heard NFL fan. Would love to see a woman make it in the league! A first there!

 

[Tunescribe]

you've had debates with your parrot?

Absolutely. April 1, every year is debate day. He even has his own little podium. The boy is amazing.

 

[Fencer]

Given that you claimed a "bunch of factually incorrect statements" when such was clearly not the case, it's obviously a matter of you not understanding the sentence that frames the list you posted out of context.

So, it's really not about possibilities here. It is what it is. You didn't understand the post*. That's really no surprise, since you don't understand the issue in general.


*I guess an alternate possibility would be that you're trolling, but you'd have gone a long way looking foolish if that were the case.

One of us is spouting utter nonsense.

And unless I edited your quote to make it look as if you said things you didn't, it isn't me.

 

[Fencer]

OK. But unless these stooges can muster at least a modicum of genuine savvy, I might hold off until saner idiots chime in.

Says the guy who keeps denying that he engages in name-calling or personal attacks.

No worries -- 4th-grade-level name-calling suits you well. Just please spare us any "Girls have cooties so they can't be in our club" lines of so-called reasoning ...

 

[Fencer]

I can't decide what's douchier, Deus Irae or the posters that copy his terrible posting style when they happen to agree with him

Possibly not the best word to use when calling people out for apparent misogyny ... but if I pressed the point, then I really WOULD be getting into PC territory.

 

[TyronePoole]

Possibly not the best word to use when calling people out for apparent misogyny ... but if I pressed the point, then I really WOULD be getting into PC territory.

nah I don't think that term is at all mysoginistic. All psuedo sexual references for both sexes have been converted to insults.

 

[Deus Irae]

One of us is spouting utter nonsense.

And unless I edited your quote to make it look as if you said things you didn't, it isn't me.

No, it's you.

Again...as I've said before... Once more (use whatever terms you wish for "for crying out loud, get it through your head that") I wasn't arguing that

We DO NOT have female fighters.
We DO NOT have strong female athletes.
We DO NOT have female warriors.
We DO NOT have "tough" female politicians at the highest levels.
We DO NOT have female action heroes in fiction.

I was commenting on your implication of finality in your comment. Now, hopefully that will help you figure it out.

In case that doesn't, perhaps this will:

Plessy v. Ferguson settled the law. It was all over. The highest court in the land had ruled, and it was over, forever.













Until Brown v. Board of Education came about. Capice?

 

[TyronePoole]

that's right Fencer, SCOTUS going against Stare decisis with regards to racial inequality somehow means our cultural will regress towards women. Or something. Therefore you can't say anything!

I mean, what kind of lowly pleb didn't get that from his original post?

 

[mgteich]

I brought up court decisions. Of course, later courts can change earlier decisions. The decision I was referring to changed athletics in the US. It was the decision supporting Title IX and requiring its enforcement.

Title IX - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

No, it's you.

Again...as I've said before... Once more (use whatever terms you wish for "for crying out loud, get it through your head that") I wasn't arguing that



I was commenting on your implication of finality in your comment. Now, hopefully that will help you figure it out.

In case that doesn't, perhaps this will:

Plessy v. Ferguson settled the law. It was all over. The highest court in the land had ruled, and it was over, forever.













Until Brown v. Board of Education came about. Capice?

 

[Fencer]

No, it's you.

Again...as I've said before... Once more (use whatever terms you wish for "for crying out loud, get it through your head that") I wasn't arguing that



I was commenting on your implication of finality in your comment. Now, hopefully that will help you figure it out.

In case that doesn't, perhaps this will:

Plessy v. Ferguson settled the law. It was all over. The highest court in the land had ruled, and it was over, forever.













Until Brown v. Board of Education came about. Capice?

OK. But it would have better if you'd said it in straightforward words, because then you might have kept going to make some kind of sensible point.

Even now I don't know what kinds of "implications of finality" you're reading into what I said. Women have visibly been proven to be able and accepted as able to do all sorts of things that were previously seen as the exclusive province of males. If you've said anything yet to refute that, I must confess to still overlooking it.

 

[Fencer]

nah I don't think that term is at all mysoginistic. All psuedo sexual references for both sexes have been converted to insults.

My wife, who's an arch-liberal but not a PC extremist, sure thinks it's misogynistic/offensive/whatever. E.g., we had a conversation along the lines:

"What do 30-ish men say nowadays when they're insulting each other?"
""'Douchebag' is one of the more common ones."
"Too bad; I'm not having any of my characters say THAT."

(Neither "troll" or "Jets fan" would have been appropriate in context. )

 

[TyronePoole]

OK. But it would have better if you'd said it in straightforward words, because then you might have kept going to make some kind of sensible point.

Even now I don't know what kinds of "implications of finality" you're reading into what I said. Women have visibly been proven to be able and accepted as able to do all sorts of things that were previously seen as the exclusive province of males. If you've said anything yet to refute that, I must confess to still overlooking it.

"it's not my fault you couldn't grasp such a simple concept"

this is what Deus is in it for; tricking people like Tune into thinking he's got this ingeniously infallible argument because anyone who challenges him invariably misses his secret point and "you're an idiot if you didn't get it" from the sentence fragments and half thoughts he graces you with.

He won the game, he's high-fiving himself now for sure