I apologize to all the ardent Ashley Fox adorers here at Patsfans.... I was insensitive to Ms. Fox's prodigious writing skills...let's see what others have to say of Cindersmella's football acumen...
E. Ashley Fox – Philadelphia Inquirer
Fox has really come on strong lately as the Inquirer gave her the opportunity to move to Eagles coverage from 76er coverage. Coming on strong like genital herpes. Fox wrote this back in November:
[The Eagles should] move Brian Dawkins to linebacker. He can tackle. Dhani Jones can’t, or won’t. Plus, Dawkins clearly has lost a step. Did you notice how slow he was pursuing Fred Taylor on that touchdown run that was nullified by a penalty?
If Reid doesn’t want to insert Michael Lewis back into the starting lineup, he could simply move Sheldon Brown from corner to safety, and put Rod Hood, whom Reid considers a starter anyway, opposite Lito Sheppard.
At the time I wanted to ask one question: who plays free safety?
Fox: [twirling hair in one hand, stretching and twirling gum from her mouth in the other]: What’s a free safety?
Sorry that was a cheap shot. I feel horrible.
By the way, the next week Brian “Lost a Step” Dawkins led the team in tackles and passed defensed.
The Philly press is brutal, eh?...and sexist...everyone should just shut up or one of you adorers may just wet your depends...