You think the possibility of us cheating is ludicrous. That's basically what I have been arguing against here. And I think the fact you believe that, is what's ludicrous.
You have already made up your mind, we can't cheat. That, it is impossible for us to be cheating or caught cheating. Why would I want to continue argue against that? I mean, to me, we already know it's possible for us to be caught cheating. It's not a matter of possibility or impossibility, but rather a matter of whether we did or didn't.
Like I said, I hope you haven't dug in your heels so deep, that you snap if it turns out otherwise.