An open letter to Roger Goodell

[fnordcircle]

An open letter to Mila Kunis

Dear Mila

I would crawl on my back across a street of broken class to watch you piss.

Sincerely,

Fnord J. Circle

 

[BronxPatsFan80]

Can you include a picture of my middle finger in your letter?!

Here you go ...

 

[Brady6]

Do you think that malignant toad reads the pff forum?

Unlikely would be an understatement.

 

[Brady6]

Really, what is the point of this? If you're actually going to send it to the NFL, there's zero chance anybody reads it, let alone Goodell, let alone anyone care. If it's for our benefit, we already know all that.

What's the point of anything written about deflategate? For me it is to express outrage that Goodell is staring at PSI levels for the past 6 months proving the Patriots did nothing and despite that we will still be without a first round pick in April.

Depth this season has been tested so let's not undervalue the significance of a potential 10 year starter that we won't have because of this BS.

 

[Tunescribe]

Mr. Goodell,

I am a longtime NFL fan. Living in New England I naturally root for the New England Patriots,

That's where he stops reading.

 

[shmessy]

besides I am SO over you, Scarlett

She isn't.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Dear Brady 6

Nobody makes a fool of me and gets away with it. I will do everything in my power to stop the Patriots success and as far as the fans? Who cares as long as they keep paying for merchandise and tickets.

Sincerely

Roger Goodell
NFL commissioner.

 

[Kontradiction]

An open letter to Mila Kunis

Dear Mila

I would crawl on my back across a street of broken class to watch you piss.

Sincerely,

Fnord J. Circle

I think you mean that you would drag your balls through five miles of broken glass while an Asian man screams at you the entire time just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

 

[Tony2046]

An open letter to Mila Kunis

Dear Mila

I would crawl on my back across a street of broken class to watch you piss.

Sincerely,

Fnord J. Circle

Too late Bro, she already read my letter.

 

[Tunescribe]

Too late Bro, she already read my letter.

Yuck, what was she doing in K-Mart?

 

[Tony2046]

Yuck, what was she doing in K-Mart?

Blue light special. Can't miss those.

 

[nabwong]

An open letter to Mila Kunis

Dear Mila

I would crawl on my back across a street of broken class to watch you piss.

Sincerely,

Fnord J. Circle

Mila: "whatever dude..."

 

[reflexblue]

Mila: "whatever dude..."

Wow, she forgot to put her face on for that pic.....nasty.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Mr. Goodell,

I am a longtime NFL fan. Living in New England I naturally root for the New England Patriots, but most of all I am a fan of the sport. As a fan of the sport I find it disappointing that you as the commissioner value being right more than what is best for the league. As I sit watching the Minnesota vs. Seattle game I know without a doubt that you have seen throughout the season the impact of the weather conditions on the PSI’s in the football. I know that your own policy to have your refs check the footballs at halftime of games has proven to you that you were 100% wrong in your accusations against the Patriots in January 2015. Despite this you hide the data from the public and still attempt to maintain face all while knowing full well that you were outside of your expertise and unaware of the Ideal Gas Law.

This makes me question you as a leader, a real leader would step up and take responsibility for his or her error, they would not manipulate and hide data to avoid being wrong at all cost. Roger you value yourself more than the league you are empowered and trusted to run, you Roger are the complete opposite of a good leader, you are petty and vindictive. You are insecure and most of all immature, you have apparently never hit that age where you realize that being a man is not about respect or strength it is about being aware of the things you touch. Children face inward, wallow in their own selfish needs, men face outward, you are not a man, sadly you are still a child. The NFL cannot have a child as their commissioner, no matter how much revenue that child can generate.

Roger Goodell it is time for you to step up, acknowledge the PSI levels you have seen over the past 6 months and do the right thing for the league, and in doing so you will gain more recognition and admiration than you would ever gain for handing down any player suspension or fine.

I gave you an "Agree," but the letter will be referred to what we used to call the "Vertical File."

 

[Patriot Missile]

Yuck, what was she doing in K-Mart?

Waiting for Tony to get off from work

 

[Interception]

Mr. Goodell,

I am a longtime NFL fan. Living in New England I naturally root for the New England Patriots, but most of all I am a fan of the sport. As a fan of the sport I find it disappointing that you as the commissioner value being right more than what is best for the league. As I sit watching the Minnesota vs. Seattle game I know without a doubt that you have seen throughout the season the impact of the weather conditions on the PSI’s in the football. I know that your own policy to have your refs check the footballs at halftime of games has proven to you that you were 100% wrong in your accusations against the Patriots in January 2015. Despite this you hide the data from the public and still attempt to maintain face all while knowing full well that you were outside of your expertise and unaware of the Ideal Gas Law.

This makes me question you as a leader, a real leader would step up and take responsibility for his or her error, they would not manipulate and hide data to avoid being wrong at all cost. Roger you value yourself more than the league you are empowered and trusted to run, you Roger are the complete opposite of a good leader, you are petty and vindictive. You are insecure and most of all immature, you have apparently never hit that age where you realize that being a man is not about respect or strength it is about being aware of the things you touch. Children face inward, wallow in their own selfish needs, men face outward, you are not a man, sadly you are still a child. The NFL cannot have a child as their commissioner, no matter how much revenue that child can generate.

Roger Goodell it is time for you to step up, acknowledge the PSI levels you have seen over the past 6 months and do the right thing for the league, and in doing so you will gain more recognition and admiration than you would ever gain for handing down any player suspension or fine.

Open Letter to Brady6 from Roger Goodell:

Mr. Brady6,

I don't need to "gain more recognition and admiration." I am making millions of dollars and running a successful business model with complete control.

The NFL can have me as their commissioner despite your opinion that they cannot because they continue to pay me millions every year and will do this year as well.

Please send all other suggestions on how to ruin the NFL's revenue or end my career to my assistants.

 

[OhExaulted1]

Mr. Goodell,

I am a longtime NFL fan. Living in New England I naturally root for the New England Patriots, but most of all I am a fan of the sport. As a fan of the sport I find it disappointing that you as the commissioner value being right more than what is best for the league. As I sit watching the Minnesota vs. Seattle game I know without a doubt that you have seen throughout the season the impact of the weather conditions on the PSI’s in the football. I know that your own policy to have your refs check the footballs at halftime of games has proven to you that you were 100% wrong in your accusations against the Patriots in January 2015. Despite this you hide the data from the public and still attempt to maintain face all while knowing full well that you were outside of your expertise and unaware of the Ideal Gas Law.

This makes me question you as a leader, a real leader would step up and take responsibility for his or her error, they would not manipulate and hide data to avoid being wrong at all cost. Roger you value yourself more than the league you are empowered and trusted to run, you Roger are the complete opposite of a good leader, you are petty and vindictive. You are insecure and most of all immature, you have apparently never hit that age where you realize that being a man is not about respect or strength it is about being aware of the things you touch. Children face inward, wallow in their own selfish needs, men face outward, you are not a man, sadly you are still a child. The NFL cannot have a child as their commissioner, no matter how much revenue that child can generate.

Roger Goodell it is time for you to step up, acknowledge the PSI levels you have seen over the past 6 months and do the right thing for the league, and in doing so you will gain more recognition and admiration than you would ever gain for handing down any player suspension or fine.

Dear Mr. Brady6,

I have read your open letter aloud to the many former Jet employees that make up the corporate pyramid here at the National Football League office, and it was met with raucous laghter and ridicule until we painted our faces green and burned it while dancing around chanting cheaters-cheaters-cheaters!

I and my employees know nothing of this "Gas Law" you speak of and the only PSI testing that has been conducted were done so only on Patriot balls and the doctored and erroneous numbers will be made available via an anonymous leak in the 2 weeks leading up to the SuperBowl.

As the Omnipotent Supreme Overlord of the NFL I can use the NE Patriots to deflect any attention away from the debacles I create and I can making up punishments at my own whim regardless of what any rational human being would deem reasonable, the courts be damned.

I would remind you as a consumer of the product I represent you continue to provide my multi-billionaire board members the profits they require to pay me $40 million dollars a year no matter how childish and incompetent I conduct myself.

In closing I would like to make you aware that my smear campaign against your beloved Patriots has been a resounding success nationally among the other 44 and a half states and I will continue to vilify and scapegoat NE as the face of evil to protect my drunk with power meglomaniacal pursuits and fattening my bank portfolio.

Sincerely,
Roger Goodell

 

[captain stone]

I think you mean that you would drag your balls through five miles of broken glass while an Asian man screams at you the entire time just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

I think you mean that you would consider it a privilege if you were chosen to eat the corn out of her shyte,
just so you could have a closer look at her sphincter from whence it came.

 

[hornetfb85]

He's busy pissing in St. Louis, San Diego, and Oaklands fans Cheerios at the moment

 

[hornetfb85]

Goodell still thinks PSI is a television show staring Laurence Fishburne