2023 NFL Week 2 - General News Thread

[Patsfan1958]

[Made up] Fact: Women weaken knees.
Fact: Kelce has been out with a knee injury.

If I weren't a Swiffer before I'm Swiffing the floors now.

Having sex is like riding a bicycle, if you do it right you won't skin your knees.

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[PP2]

She may be a smart businesswoman, but in this particular department she's really dumb.

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[mike_usagisan]

It looks like he flattened the guy before going for the int, which would not be possible now.

 

[Patsfan1958]

I hope he gets the help he needs for whatever issue(s) he may be having.

 

[captain stone]

I liked seeing Mack truck Wilson out there instead of Tavai; I think his superior instincts & athleticism, plus his experience in this type of defense under Saban at Alabama, is a better fit with Bentley in those base packages.

 

[captain stone]

That's why I chose the Night Train as one of my first CBs in the All-Time Draft over the summer!

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[captain stone]

Check out that hot MILF on the right...

 

[TheRainMaker]

Lol people saying Barmore wasn’t a DE.

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[Dingleberry]

Check out that hot MILF on the right...

That's my mom, you sick old ****!

 

[Patsfan1958]

Check out that hot MILF on the right...

For me, that's a hot younger chick!

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[captain stone]

The umbrella dared Philthy to run; and when they did, Dugger & Peppers were stout enough to come down-hill and fill the gaps.

 

[n6249c]

That's my mom, you sick old ****!

So call me daddy

 

[Dingleberry]

So call me daddy

Eh, she isn't really my mom. She just kept yelling at me to call her Mommy while I was dog banging her in the parking lot.

Bizarre day in Foxboro.

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

Eh, she isn't really my mom. She just kept yelling at me to call her Mommy while I was dog banging her in the parking lot.

Bizarre day in Foxboro.

What is so bizzare? Sounds like a normal day to me.