I used PFN for this, and... uh... let's just say that I'm a little skeptical that things would turn out this way, but I wouldn't complain.
Trade #14 and #76 to Washington for #16 and #47.
Trade #16 to Pittsburgh for #17 and #80.
17. Devon Witherspoon, CB, Illinois
46. Jack Campbell, LB, Iowa
Trade #47 and #184 to Denver for #67 and #68.
67. Tyler Scott, WR, Cincinnati
Trade #68 and #192 to Washington for #76 and #118.
76. Sam LaPorta, TE, Iowa
80. Tyler Steen, OT, Alabama
107. Zach Harrison, EDGE, Ohio State
117. Riley Moss, DB, Iowa
118. Jacqueline Roy, DT, LSU
135. Luke Schoonmaker, TE, Michigan
187. Kendre Miller, RB, Texas Christian
210. Alex Forsyth, G/C, Oregon
245. Jake Witt, OT, Northern Michigan