2018 Mock Draft FAIL thread

I didn't do one last year, for a number of reasons, but I found something so awful that it was worth bringing it back.

Yes, this is an amateur mock, but I have to wonder how you could get something this . . . off. And it doesn't even involve New England (at least not directly).

ChargerBuckeyes Midseason Mock

 

Anyone doing a mock draft now is a fail. But that whole scenario makes no sense for anyone involved.

 

From DraftTek.com, but for the "analysis," not the pick.

 

DraftTek's "Patriots Analysts" have always been like that. I think they outsource those write-up to HS kids in Germany who get their info from Boston sports radio broadcasts run through an old copy of Dragon Naturally Speaking.