Content Post JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

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@Wax Frog

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[Wax Frog]

@Wax Frog

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serves me right for insisting on a fireman statue! I love the implied #2 in #3

 

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[reflexblue]

This week the jete may set a jete like record for fewest points scored.
The jetes are true bottom feeding losers.

New York Jets hit new unwanted NFL low as Aaron Rodgers challenge laid bare​

MSN

The New York Jets look set to hit an unwanted and embarrassing low as they look ahead to the 2024 season with Aaron Rodgers at the helm.

Robert Saleh's team has already been eliminated from playoff contention and currently stands at 6-10 for the year. The Jets are guaranteed to have a losing season for the eighth consecutive year and will face the New England Patriots this Sunday in the regular season finale.

 

[Clonamery]

This week the jete may set a jete like record for fewest points scored.
The jetes are true bottom feeding losers.

New York Jets hit new unwanted NFL low as Aaron Rodgers challenge laid bare​

MSN

The New York Jets look set to hit an unwanted and embarrassing low as they look ahead to the 2024 season with Aaron Rodgers at the helm.

Robert Saleh's team has already been eliminated from playoff contention and currently stands at 6-10 for the year. The Jets are guaranteed to have a losing season for the eighth consecutive year and will face the New England Patriots this Sunday in the regular season finale.

Hackett. Good choice.

 

[Nikolai]

Reposting this from the game prediction thread:

Food for thought as we enter a new year; the Jete suckage of 55 years has lasted longer than the following major modern countries:

New Jersey Jete Suckage (1969-ongoing - 55 years)
Austro-Hungarian Empire (1867–1918 - 51 years)
Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (1943–1992 - 49 years)
Apartheid South Africa (1948-1994 - 46 years)
German Democratic Republic (1949–1990 - 41 years)
Czechoslovak Socialist Republic (1948–1989 - 41 years)

 

[Nikolai]

A couple things that make this truly a NJ Jete work of art; the jersey numbers don't match (front/sleeve) and it looks like the alcohol bottle is designed to be taken anally...

 

[Steve102]

A couple things that make this truly a NJ Jete work of art; the jersey numbers don't match (front/sleeve) and it looks like the alcohol bottle is designed to be taken anally...

It's a bottle of booze? I legit thought it was a butt plug. WTF?

 

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Reposting this from the game prediction thread:

Food for thought as we enter a new year; the Jete suckage of 57 years has lasted longer than the following major modern countries:

New Jersey Jete Suckage (1967-ongoing - 57 years)
Austro-Hungarian Empire (1867–1918 - 51 years)
Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (1943–1992 - 49 years)
Apartheid South Africa (1948-1994 - 46 years)
German Democratic Republic (1949–1990 - 41 years)
Czechoslovak Socialist Republic (1948–1989 - 41 years)

Minor correction: it's 55 years now in 2024 (still surpasses the epochs you itemized, thanks for the list).

 

[Nikolai]

It's a bottle of booze? I legit thought it was a butt plug. WTF?

That's the beauty of AI...as in, the subject is in the eyes of the beholder. I wasn't sure myself, but it looked like a hybrid booze bottle and butt plug. If such a thing exists, it would surely be present in the home of a Jete fan.

Minor correction: it's 55 years now in 2024 (still surpasses the epochs you itemized, thanks for the list).

I had 1967 on the brain for some reason. Good call out. Thankfully, the list is still solid.

 

[Nikolai]

Also, the Jete suckage can get the senior citizen discount at Dunkin now, so there's that...

 

[Koma]

Dalvin Cook and the Jets have agreed to part ways, in theory, to allow Cook to sign with a playoff contender.

On the positive side, Cook is only 28, was an 1100 yard rusher last year, and does not have a lot of wear and tear this season. A concern for potential suitors is that it took Cook from August until January to figure out that the Jete suck.

 

[jeremy2020]

It's a bottle of booze? I legit thought it was a butt plug. WTF?

Why not both?

 

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Why not both?

Yikes.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Punky McMILFson will not be playing on Sunday.

QB Wilson out, perhaps ending tenure with Jets

Quarterback Zach Wilson's third season with the New York Jets is over, and the team is talking like there won't be a fourth.

www.espn.com

 

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Punky McMILFson will not be playing on Sunday.

QB Wilson out, perhaps ending tenure with Jets

Quarterback Zach Wilson's third season with the New York Jets is over, and the team is talking like there won't be a fourth.

www.espn.com

In his case concussion protocol has become an excuse to bail. He'll be missing his third consecutive game.

 

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What jackasses. I wonder if Rodgers and his pal might get sued over this.

Pat McAfee apologizes for Aaron Rodgers’ claims about Jimmy Kimmel in reference to Epstein documents​

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/03/entertainment/pat-mcafee-aaron-rodgers-jimmy-kimmel-jeffrey-epstein/index.html

 

[Bill Lee]

What jackasses. I wonder if Rodgers and his pal might get sued over this.

Pat McAfee apologizes for Aaron Rodgers’ claims about Jimmy Kimmel in reference to Epstein documents​

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/03/entertainment/pat-mcafee-aaron-rodgers-jimmy-kimmel-jeffrey-epstein/index.html

McAfee is trying to sluff it off as a joke gone wrong.

Rodgers should leave the comedy to the professional comedians.

I guess he's more-or-less unemployed these days so he's trying out different career paths.

Kimmel took the opportunity to refer to Rodgers as a "soft-brained wacko" out of touch with reality.

It's gonna be amazing watching da Jete go for a replay next season with Ahole and Bim.

I won't be surprised if Ahole gets wiped out on the first play of the season next year rather than the first drive.

 

[Bill Lee]

Punky McMILFson will not be playing on Sunday.

QB Wilson out, perhaps ending tenure with Jets

Quarterback Zach Wilson's third season with the New York Jets is over, and the team is talking like there won't be a fourth.

www.espn.com

So we'll have both Punky and Darnit as two early first round picks for da Jete not only not getting second contracts from them, but not even playing out their first contracts with them.

It's amazing that the buttfumble guy actually had more success than these two clowns.

It's all so, so Jetsy.

 

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So we'll have both Punky and Darnit as two early first round picks for da Jete not only not getting second contracts from them, but not even playing out their first contracts with them.

It's amazing that the buttfumble guy actually had more success than these two clowns.

It's all so, so Jetsy.

And the OTHER buttfumble guy is enjoying a career reboot in Seattle.