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“You’re a big guy”See, that’s where you’re wrong. I’ve only spent hours of days doing hardcore drugs. I bet you feel silly now.
Also, a requirement for being the #1 Pats Fan is to be able to shave your pubes simply by looking down. At your size, you can’t do that. You’re out. If you don’t shave your pubes? You’re out. I suppose I can use you for something, though. You’re a big dude. Maybe an enforcer role? When I introduce our new movement - the Pats Pax Plan - I may designate you “Grand Cyclops.”