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See, that’s where you’re wrong. I’ve only spent hours of days doing hardcore drugs. I bet you feel silly now.

Also, a requirement for being the #1 Pats Fan is to be able to shave your pubes simply by looking down. At your size, you can’t do that. You’re out. If you don’t shave your pubes? You’re out. I suppose I can use you for something, though. You’re a big dude. Maybe an enforcer role? When I introduce our new movement - the Pats Pax Plan - I may designate you “Grand Cyclops.”
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I read that in Bane's voice.
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Never seen it. Might have to check that out.
This thread is a good example to you kids watching at home that alcohol and keyboards don't mix.

See, that’s where you’re wrong. I’ve only spent hours of days doing hardcore drugs. I bet you feel silly now.

Also, a requirement for being the #1 Pats Fan is to be able to shave your pubes simply by looking down. At your size, you can’t do that. You’re out. If you don’t shave your pubes? You’re out. I suppose I can use you for something, though. You’re a big dude. Maybe an enforcer role? When I introduce our new movement - the Pats Pax Plan - I may designate you “Grand Cyclops.”
I definitely get a Tyler Durden vibe here ... could see it happenin'
 
See, that’s where you’re wrong. I’ve only spent hours of days doing hardcore drugs. I bet you feel silly now.

Also, a requirement for being the #1 Pats Fan is to be able to shave your pubes simply by looking down. At your size, you can’t do that. You’re out. If you don’t shave your pubes? You’re out. I suppose I can use you for something, though. You’re a big dude. Maybe an enforcer role? When I introduce our new movement - the Pats Pax Plan - I may designate you “Grand Cyclops.”
I am pretty sure that a real #1 Pats fan would have laser hair removal to make his pubes spell out Patriots and then the Patriots logo:headscratch:
 
I knew that there was a bigger Patriots fan than me, somewhere in the universe. I just didn't think there was one on planet Earth.
 
I was gonna lay claim to being the biggest JETE hater, but then I remembered @Joker
 
Thanks for the many laughs on this thread!

FWIW, I have some longevity as a Pat's Fan and have 52 Years as a fan and counting while hoping for many more to come.

There have been a few notable comments regarding positive thinking on this forum to which I would add that I usually have a much better frame of mind overall when I'm thinking positively than when I'm thinking negatively. Regarding Sunday's game against the Bills, I'll treat this game just like I've treated every other Pat's game over the past five decades and that is I'll be cautiously optimistic about Sunday's results. I've never looked forward to a game in which I thought we would get blown out or that we were going to put an A Whooping on the team we were playing. I've looked at every game the same way whether it was Brady at QB, Cam Newton or Joe Kapp at QB. BTW, I remember the challenging season when Joe Kapp was throwing end over end passes. LOL I guess one could say that I've seen the great, good, bad and ugly in this team.

If we win, I'll be a happy camper, if we lose so be it. I won't be sad or angry. After the past 20 years or so of great winning football, the Pat's don't owe me anything.
 
OP is speaking literally. He went overboard on bon bons and little debbies so now in physical mass he is the biggest Patriots fan
 
OP is speaking literally. He went overboard on bon bons and little debbies so now in physical mass he is the biggest Patriots fan
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Can't argue with that.
But I lived in JP and Dorchester.
Dorchester is by far the biggest neighborhood in Boston. And isn't the "biggest" what this thread is all about?
When they filmed "the town" the didn't use "extras." They just rounded up my relatives who weren't up Walpole or over south bay for an authentic feel.
 
OP is speaking literally. He went overboard on bon bons and little debbies so now in physical mass he is the biggest Patriots fan
If I quit caring and just said “f.uck it,” it would be for Tijuana Flats or Taco Bell.
 


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