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JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

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Wassup Tunes n Joker?

Jets v Pats week upcoming soon enough. Just wanted to drop in and say "hi".

New QB looks good. Good to see a competitive AFC East for a change.

Quinnen n Sauce are watiing...
 
Wassup Tunes n Joker?

Jets v Pats week upcoming soon enough. Just wanted to drop in and say "hi".

New QB looks good. Good to see a competitive AFC East for a change.

Quinnen n Sauce are watiing...

You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. I thought you died playing in traffic on Route 95 but apparently no such luck. And WTF is "quinine sauce"? Makes me wanna puke just thinking about it, same as your "team." By the way, did you see that Jete moron mock the Packers after stealing a cheesehead from one of their fans? Hopefully someone pressed charges. Idiot. (You too.)
 
You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. I thought you died playing in traffic on Route 95 but apparently no such luck. And WTF is "quinine sauce"? Makes me wanna puke just thinking about it, same as your "team." By the way, did you see that Jete moron mock the Packers after stealing a cheesehead from one of their fans? Hopefully someone pressed charges. Idiot. (You too.)

I saw Sauce playing in GB with the cheese. He'll likely do the same in NE with a Sam Adams (or whatever is equivalent).
Nerve?.. I've always chipped in on the site, and been polite (excluding Jets/Pats week).
You'll soon learn what Quinnen/Sauce is.
 
I saw Sauce playing in GB with the cheese. He'll likely do the same in NE with a Sam Adams (or whatever is equivalent).
Nerve?.. I've always chipped in on the site, and been polite (excluding Jets/Pata week).
You'll soon learn what Quinnen/Sauce is.

It's the middle of the freaking night; I must be dreaming this crap from indigestion. Hopefully when I wake up this exchange never happened. Why is my computer on? Geez
 
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It's the middle of the freaking night; I must be dreaming this crap from indigestion. Hopefully when I wake up this exchange never happened. Why is my computer on? Geez
It's late just like the 2022 'jets suck' thread.
 

9. New York Jets (4-2)​

15. New England Patriots (3-3)​


Let's see if NE has the balls to climb the ladder (I think they do.) But we'll see.

Life is good in Jersey though. Reminiscent of 2010.

You have a looooong way to go before daydreams of a 2010 repeat make any sense. Meanwhile, just remember who your quarterback is:



It's late just like the 2022 'jets suck' thread.

This thread was "late" in what respect? It debuted before the regular season began. On the other hand your first post came this morning, fair-weather fan style. If the Packers hadn't puked on themselves last Sunday I doubt you'd be here.
 
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They say that fish rot from the head down and, yes, certainly, any team that is owned by "Woody" (is that seriously his name?) Johnson will have toxicity at the top, but when we look at the cohort of vulgar, immature, attention-seeking losers that make up the fanbase, you could just as easily argue that the rottenness is coming from the bottom up.
 
Hey Tunes!!! Look,,,the swillow just returned from Crapistrano and he's dropping turds left and right...we need a visit from the Pats falcon...sorta like THIS birdie...

 
Hey Tunes!!! Look,,,the swillow just returned from Crapistrano and he's dropping turds left and right...we need a visit from the Pats falcon...sorta like THIS birdie...



I showed that video to my bird Tunie.

Him: "Why are you showing me this?"

Me: "It's from Joe Kerr on Patsfans about that pathetic masochist showing up again in the Jets Suck thread. You know, the guy who begs to be kicked in the balls."

Him: "That dumbass is back? Why did he wait 'til now -- was he in therapy?"

Me: "Who the hell knows. If he was it didn't work, obviously. I think it's because the Jete have won some games."

Him: "Like they say, the stank is hard to shake. I've heard it compared to long-Covid. The only surefire cure is avoiding exposure in the first place."

Me: "Yup."

Him: "Which is why you do the annual Jets Suck thread as a service to public health, right?"

Me: "Of course."

Him: "You're doing God's work."

Me: "Thanks."
 
I showed that video to my bird Tunie.

Him: "Why are you showing me this?"

Me: "It's from Joe Kerr on Patsfans about that pathetic masochist showing up again in the Jets Suck thread. You know, the guy who begs to be kicked in the balls."

Him: "That dumbass is back? Why did he wait 'til now -- was he in therapy?"

Me: "Who the hell knows. If he was it didn't work, obviously. I think it's because the Jete have won some games."

Him: "Like they say, the stank is hard to shake. I've heard it compared to long-Covid. The only surefire cure is avoiding exposure in the first place."

Me: "Yup."

Him: "Which is why you do the annual Jets Suck thread as a service to public health, right?"

Me: "Of course."

Him: "You're doing God's work."

Me: "Thanks."

No birdbrain he!
 
I saw Sauce playing in GB with the cheese. He'll likely do the same in NE with a Sam Adams (or whatever is equivalent).
Nerve?.. I've always chipped in on the site, and been polite (excluding Jets/Pats week).
You'll soon learn what Quinnen/Sauce is.

You realize that your #4 overall pick, Sauce, is being out played by our fourth round CB, right? He's graded out 20 points lower.
 
No birdbrain he!

The term "birdbrain" is a real misnomer, birds actually are extremely smart. Parrots, for Instance, are on par with dolphins and the great apes in intelligence and more cognitively inclined than a lot of Patsfans posters. Crows, hawks, owls, etc. aren't far behind.
 
You realize that your #4 overall pick, Sauce, is being out played by our fourth round CB, right? He's graded out 20 points lower.
Not to mention the QB they picked with the #2 overall pick.

He's the main reason the whole house of cards is going to come tumbling down.

Oh well, at least some aging women are getting some cheap thrills out of it.

Once this whole NFL thing comes crashing down for Zach, he should be able to keep himself afloat by hopping from bed to bed.

Maybe he can set up a gigolo business with other failed Jete quarterbacks: Darnold, Hackenburg, so many to choose from.
 
Not to mention the QB they picked with the #2 overall pick.

He's the main reason the whole house of cards is going to come tumbling down.

Oh well, at least some aging women are getting some cheap thrills out of it.

Once this whole NFL thing comes crashing down for Zach, he should be able to keep himself afloat by hopping from bed to bed.

Maybe he can set up a gigolo business with other failed Jete quarterbacks: Darnold, Hackenburg, so many to choose from.
Keep living in the past

but this is the organization that has won the most questionable amount of championships in professional sporting history

So what should I expect from this fan base ?

LOL
 
I love this thread because it’s aging like milk

You mean, like the Jete trophy case? That hallowed haven for dust and crickets? This thread by comparison is fresher than your privates after a morning douche.

God bless this envious, cheating organization

You're a bit late on that. God damned the Jete 53 years ago when Joe Namath sold his soul for a post-season exhibition win over Baltimore.

Alottt of bad karma coming you guys way ???

Yeah, we'll excuse your lack of perspective. "Bad karma" has underwritten the Jete franchise for so long you can't see the forest for the trees. BTW, what's the male sign got to do with this -- are you trying to convince yourself of something? Or soliciting?

Oh and …..

GO JETS

Go where?
 
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