Tony Dungy

[Tommysgirl]

One night Tony Dungy dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from his life flashed across the sky.
In each scene he noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered him because he noticed
that during the low periods of his life,
when he was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
He could see only one set of footprints.

So he said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”

The Lord replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I was b!tching to the competition committee so we could finally win a big game.”

I have a very special attachment to Footprints, this is both hysterical and brilliant. :rocker:

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

One night Tony Dungy dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from his life flashed across the sky.
In each scene he noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered him because he noticed
that during the low periods of his life,
when he was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
He could see only one set of footprints.

So he said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”

The Lord replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I was b!tching to the competition committee so we could finally win a big game.”

Brilliant!

 

[LoveDemPats]

Here comes Tony Dungy
Here comes Tony Dungy
Right down Tony Dungy lane.

 

[Pats_AZ]

One night Tony Dungy dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from his life flashed across the sky.
In each scene he noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered him because he noticed
that during the low periods of his life,
when he was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
He could see only one set of footprints.

So he said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”

The Lord replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I was b!tching to the competition committee so we could finally win a big game.”

Genius! May Dungy Bless you.

 

[Grizzafted]

Apparently Bills fans are a lot funnier than us.

 

[CTPatsFan]

Apparently Bills fans are a lot funnier than us.

Touche.

 

[Mogamedogz]

Apparently Bills fans are a lot funnier than us.

No way... all they are doing is ripping off a bunch of "Chuck Norris" jokes and replacing the name "Chuck Norris" with Tedi Bruschi.

That's lame.

 

[Tommysgirl]

Touche.

Totally off topic CT but if that is your little boy in your avatar he is soooo cute. Everytime I see one of your posts, he makes me smile.

Back to regularly scheduled programming.

 

[FrontSeven]

Tony Dungy once visited the Virgin islands. After he left they where renamed "the islands".

Tony making a Catholic confession:

Tony: "Bless me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "Yawn, right. And you can believe I'm your father if you want to but .... oh, go ahead."

Tony: "Really, father, I did sin, and it was a horrible sin, indeed."

Priest: "Ok, I'll bite. What was it? Did you murder somebody with your bare hands? Did you cheat at cards?"

Tony: "I desired to be dominant in the NFL and crush my opponents in a way that was not ChristLike."

Priest: "YOU WHAT?? Get the hell out of my booth. Next, next, give me an ax murderer or somebody from the mob. Sorry little man, but I don't do domination? Got that? The christ in me is boiling over right now, so take your act down the road to the Presbetarians or Jews because I don't do salvage jobs like this. You don't need me, you need Doctor Phil or Chris Mortenson or Peter King."

 

[danny88]

Students all over America showed up at Saint Dungy's home the day School was supposed to start across the country.

Dungy stepped outside of the pearly gates of his Indy farm to ask why all these young souls where at his home.

One pure young student stepped up and said to Dungy...

"Our parents told us to attend CLASS on this day"

"We are here to study Saint Dungy. Here to attend CLASS"





On a side note Payton Manning was seen exposing himeself to a stable of horses.

 

[Mogamedogz]

Tony making a Catholic confession:


Priest: The christ in me is boiling over right now..."

Bwwwwwahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha!!!!!

 

[cubicle_6]

No joking. This is a truly pathetic, embarrasing thread.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I can turn beer into salty water. Where does that get me?

"And if anyone says that I amn't divine,
he'll get no free drinks when I'm making the wine
but have to drink water, and wish it were plain,
when I'm making the wine into water again"

- James Joyce
Obviously talking about Tony Dungy


****recycled joke alert****

So Dungy, after a long full life, goes to Heaven.

Dungy is guided by the Angel Gabriel to his new, Heavenly abode: a lovely, well appointed 4-bedroom afterlife split-level, with beautifully manicured grass, a nice driveway, and a tasteful colts horseshoe on the mailbox. There's a single flagstone just at the threshold of the front door that says "Super Bowl XLI," and the whole scene is Colts' blue and white. Tony thanks the Lord profusely, realizing that his sensibly perfect estate in the aftelife is proof that the Lord is really a still, small voice, rather than a brash, commercialized ostentatious deity... that the Lord, in short, has Class.

Then one day, once he's settled into Heaven, he is walking his dog, and turns around a corner to see the most insanely well-appointed house he has ever seen.

It's a mansion, really, with 20-foot Patriots flags flying from each of a dozen second-story balconies. The house is all done in Silver, Blue, and white, and the massive grounds feature a picture perfect flower sculpture of a Flying Elvis. A string of flagstones from the driveway to the great oaken front door are emblazoned with the names of super bowls... XXXVI... XXXVIII... XXXVIIII... XLII... XLIII... and on and on.

Dungy bites his lip, and, knowing that the Lord knows what is deep in his heart anyway, he prays.

"Oh Lord," he says, "I love you and accept your judgments in all things. I am grateful for my humble but wonderful home, and have no complaint in anything you have given me in the afterlife.

But I can not help but ask... why would you give all this to Bill Belichick?"

Then a great, rumbling voice speaks from the heavens:

"This isn't Bill Belichick's house," the voice says. "It's mine."



PFnV

 

[Caspir]

Ever see God and Tony Dungy in the same room? Didn't think so.

 

[Seymour93]

Tony Dungy's strength is so quiet that he's the only man in the world to have never groaned while on the toilet.

 

[CTPatsFan]

Totally off topic CT but if that is your little boy in your avatar he is soooo cute. Everytime I see one of your posts, he makes me smile.

Back to regularly scheduled programming.

Yes T'sgirl, that is my middle (5yo) son who also happens to have Down syndrome. He makes me smile, too The kid could run for mayor of our town he knows so many people. I should update the pic, that's over a year old, but the sh-- eating grin smile gets me every time!

Thanks for the kind words!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Yeah yeah that's why it comes with a "recycled joke alert." sheesh.

 

[Joker]

Yeah, seen it.....sheesh. Just wondering why someone would type so much for a 'joke' everybody has heard (or read) 3,491 times......

Dolt troll is pretty fackin' stupid...3,491 times? keep reading...3rd grade should be fun

 

[danny88]

Funny how Dungy hates gays but is OK with one toothed inbred goobers

Haha! Coach Dungy is overrated due to the fact he is SUCH a NICE guy.

Bill gets respect and everyone hates him. When someone hates you and they do everything they possibly can to discredit you, like the media has, yet they admit you are a fantatic coach, that says it all about your skills. Bill is the best coach in the NFL bar none!

On a side note is obvious Saint Dungy is the classiest guy in the history of the world, haha righttttt.

 

[everlong]

Tony Dungy has so much class he gets out of the shower to take a piss.