Tony Dungy

[upstater1]

When Tony Dungy heard Tedy Bruschi had a hole in his heart, he replied, "Of course he does, he's a Patriot!!"

 

[jays52]

When Tony Dungy heard Tedy Bruschi had a hole in his heart, he replied, "Of course he does, he's a Patriot!!"

He then touched Tedy's forehead. Tedy has never been in better shape.

 

[RayClay]

Of course St. Dungy could walk on water.

He has yet to find water pure enough to touch his feet, though.

 

[Wildo7]

Tony Dungy is so pure that when he *&$%# his wife in the @#& and **&$ on her face, he yells "listen slut, behold Revelations 22:20 surely I come quickly. Amen"

 

[Daisymazze]

And God said let there be light, and Saint Dungy was a one-man carebear stare

 

[Spirit of '76]

And Jesus said, 'let the man who hath no sin be the first to cast a stone'. And Tony Dungy lifted Plymouth rock an smote Bill Belichick.

 

[danny88]

Tony Dungy sh!ts wisdom and pisses class

 

[NYPatsFan]

Dungy is my co-pilot.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Vatican? Tony Dungy? You're kidding me, right?

The Pope is Catholic. Dungy's brand of Christianity does not look favorably upon Catholics (and that's putting it in a nice way... "They can't be saved" is perhaps more accurate).

There is no Catholicism. There is not Protestantism. There is only Dungyism.

Now go throw three Hail Mary's and recite the entire first chapter of "Quiet Strength" and you will be forgiven.

 

[NYPatsFan]

Real Men Love Tony Dungy

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

I just bought my first "WWTDD" bracelet and now everyone wants one.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

My pastor just pointed out to me that the shortest verse in the Bible is:

Dungy wept. (SB 41:5)

 

[NYPatsFan]

From here on, wisdom teeth shall be known only as Dungy teeth.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Peyton 1:6 And a day came when the team of Colts came to present themselves before Dungehovah. And Belucifer also came among them.

Peyton 1:7 And Dungehovah said to Belucifer, From where do you come? Then Belucifer answered Dungehovah and said, From going to and fro in the dome, and from walking up and down the sideline.

Peyton 1:8 And Dungehovah said to Belucifer, Have you set your heart against My servant Peyton, because there is none like him in the league, a perfect and upright passer, one who reads defenses and audibilizes away from bad plays?


Peyton 1:9 And Belucifer answered Dungehovah and said, Does Peyton have MVPs for nothing?

Peyton 1:10 Have You not made a hedge around him, and around his pocket, and around all where he stands on every side? You have stacked his offense with talent, and his stats and records have increased in the league.

Peyton 1:11 But let some of his receivers get hurt, and call timeout at a foolish time, and he will curse You to Your face.

Peyton 1:12 And Dungehovah said to Belucifer, Behold, all that he has is in your power. Only do not video record our defensive signals. And Belucifer went forth from the presence of Dungehovah and blitzed Peyton with a vengence until the Colts had lost and Peyton's helmet was put back on top of his head.

Peyton 1:13 And he wore a constipated grimace on his face. And he slunk off the field to do some more comercials.

 

[420jim]

Real Men Love Tony Dungy

They would if it wasn't against his religion

 

[Wildo7]

check out Dungy's church website:

http://www.westborobaptistchurch.com/

 

[bradmahn]

Peyton 1:6 And a day came when the team of Colts came to present themselves before Dungehovah. And Belucifer also came among them.

Peyton 1:7 And Dungehovah said to Belucifer, From where do you come? Then Belucifer answered Dungehovah and said, From going to and fro in the dome, and from walking up and down the sideline.

Peyton 1:8 And Dungehovah said to Belucifer, Have you set your heart against My servant Peyton, because there is none like him in the league, a perfect and upright passer, one who reads defenses and audibilizes away from bad plays?


Peyton 1:9 And Belucifer answered Dungehovah and said, Does Peyton have MVPs for nothing?

Peyton 1:10 Have You not made a hedge around him, and around his pocket, and around all where he stands on every side? You have stacked his offense with talent, and his stats and records have increased in the league.

Peyton 1:11 But let some of his receivers get hurt, and call timeout at a foolish time, and he will curse You to Your face.

Peyton 1:12 And Dungehovah said to Belucifer, Behold, all that he has is in your power. Only do not video record our defensive signals. And Belucifer went forth from the presence of Dungehovah and blitzed Peyton with a vengence until the Colts had lost and Peyton's helmet was put back on top of his head.

Peyton 1:13 And he wore a constipated grimace on his face. And he slunk off the field to do some more comercials.

Genius, Lloyd. Ab-so-lute comic GENIUS.

 

[Stop Being A Jerk]

Peyton 1:6 And a day came when the team of Colts came to present themselves before Dungehovah. And Belucifer also came among them.

Peyton 1:7 And Dungehovah said to Belucifer, From where do you come? Then Belucifer answered Dungehovah and said, From going to and fro in the dome, and from walking up and down the sideline.

Peyton 1:8 And Dungehovah said to Belucifer, Have you set your heart against My servant Peyton, because there is none like him in the league, a perfect and upright passer, one who reads defenses and audibilizes away from bad plays?

Peyton 1:9 And Belucifer answered Dungehovah and said, Does Peyton have MVPs for nothing?

Peyton 1:10 Have You not made a hedge around him, and around his pocket, and around all where he stands on every side? You have stacked his offense with talent, and his stats and records have increased in the league.

Peyton 1:11 But let some of his receivers get hurt, and call timeout at a foolish time, and he will curse You to Your face.

Peyton 1:12 And Dungehovah said to Belucifer, Behold, all that he has is in your power. Only do not video record our defensive signals. And Belucifer went forth from the presence of Dungehovah and blitzed Peyton with a vengence until the Colts had lost and Peyton's helmet was put back on top of his head.

Peyton 1:13 And he wore a constipated grimace on his face. And he slunk off the field to do some more comercials.

Brilliant. It's not easy to do this kind of thing and not make it seem forced, but you pulled it off. Well done.

 

[everlong]

One night Tony Dungy dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from his life flashed across the sky.
In each scene he noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered him because he noticed
that during the low periods of his life,
when he was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
He could see only one set of footprints.

So he said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”

The Lord replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I was b!tching to the competition committee so we could finally win a big game.”

 

[Joker]

Funny how Dungy hates gays but is OK with one toothed inbred goobers