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The Watson situation is Caserio's Kobayashi Maru.

Whatever he does he loses points with the fans, the locker room, ownership or all three.
Ah, yes. The Kobayashi Maru.... As we learned in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Captain Kirk solved the Kobayashi Maru by reprogramming the simulation so that it was possible to win. Nick Caserio's only option is to put his start QB on the PUP list while Watson undergoes gender reassignment surgery to repair his out-of-control libido.
 
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
George Carlin was the MAN. Along with Richard Pryor. The 2 greatest standup comedians in history and theres nobody else remotely close to either.
Co-GOATs.
 


Their likely starting tackles, Jason Peters and Elijah Wilkinson, were signed for less than $3 million combined this offseason.
 


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