****** First exhibition game postgame thread ******

[Froob]

I remember like 5-8 years ago when you were insisting that Devin McCourty wasn’t a starting caliber safety. Why don’t you have a seat?

I don’t care if he’s a starting safety, I can’t stand it!

 

[jimnance]

Matt Patricia might be Ernie Adams heavy.

Wha- whaaat?!?
One of Matty P's butt cheeks outweighs
ALL of Ernie

 

[Tunescribe]

Matt Patricia might be Ernie Adams heavy.

Wha- whaaat?!?
One of Matty P's butt cheeks outweighs
ALL of Ernie

On the field last week he looked like a giant blueberry.

 

[1960Pats]

Especially since none of us ‚sitting in our mom‘s basement‘ posters actually know him PERSONALLY.

Actually, Cam's main goal has been to let everyone know all about Cam. He stated when he came into the league that he wanted to become an "icon."

Nobody has to leave their mom's basement to know that the guy is a blowhard who talks way better than he plays.

 

[1960Pats]

Wha- whaaat?!?
One of Matty P's butt cheeks outweighs
ALL of Ernie

As opposed to Ernie Adams light.

 

[1960Pats]

After seeing that game I'm much more confident in the team's chances this year.

 

[Sicilian]

Matt Patricia might be Ernie Adams heavy.

MP: "Ernie, if you were HALF the man I am..."

Ernie: "What are you talking about? I AM half the man you are."

 

[JackBauer]

Yo JB. Jethro Bodine

Back in the days of Pol forum. I vividly recall when you tried to impress everybody boasting that you worked in a "Think Tank" Too damn funny.

I so seldom get to laugh at you anymore. Please come around more often and bring your comedy with you.

Weird how you “vividly recall” something that literally never happened. So in addition to knowing almost nothing about football, you’re a fabulist, too!

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

 

[Kontradiction]

Weird how you “vividly recall” something that literally never happened. So in addition to knowing almost nothing about football, you’re a fabulist, too!

Literallayyyyyyyyyyy.

 

[JackBauer]

Literallayyyyyyyyyyy.

Is this a reference or something?

 

[Kontradiction]

Is this a reference or something?

Nah. It’s just the most overused word by millennials. Usually millennial women, but you’ll see men overuse it from time to time too. “I literallayyyyyyy never said that. So take a seat, betch~!”

 

[captain stone]

Great stuff, but I’m not sure it was horrible effort, Cunningham just totally whiffed on the cut block.

Yep, as did Herron at LT...

And I know that the numbers do not support my case, but I still feel that Cachoo out-performed both Herron & Cunnyham in the "battle" for the Swing Tackle spot... Prince - the RT on Stevenson's 91-yard TD run - probably wasn't on the field for many if any passing plays; and I'm not sure if Hawkins even played...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Nah. It’s just the most overused word by millennials. Usually millennial women, but you’ll see men overuse it from time to time too. “I literallayyyyyyy never said that. So take a seat, betch~!”

I understand the word authorities (whoever those people are) had to update the definition of literally because so many people were using it to add emphasis rather than using it as defined, to clarify something as real and accurate. Not that this has anything to do with you/JB but thought it was funny.

Definition #2.

Lol…the opposite of the way it’s supposed to be used because there were too many dumb people misusing it.

 

[JackBauer]

Nah. It’s just the most overused word by millennials. Usually millennial women, but you’ll see men overuse it from time to time too. “I literallayyyyyyy never said that. So take a seat, betch~!”

Cool story.

 

[JackBauer]

I understand the word authorities (whoever those people are) had to update the definition of literally because so many people were using it to add emphasis rather than using it as defined, to clarify something as real and accurate. Not that this has anything to do with you/JB but thought it was funny.

Definition #2.

Lol…the opposite of the way it’s supposed to be used because there were too many dumb people misusing it.

Very true. It’s not so much overused but misused by people who don’t understand the difference between literally and figuratively.

 

[Kontradiction]

Cool story.

Thanks. Easy to riff off of a scrawny, 36 year old, incel looking white guy saying the word “literallayyyyyyyyy.” Hopefully you found a girlfriend (or boyfriend… not sure which way you swing) and started hitting the weights since you signed up on that free political board that I created years back with your real name. With all that pent-up frustration you’re showing on here now, I don’t get the feeling that’s happened for you yet.

 

[captain stone]

I would actually be disappointed if Mac has a career similar to Bledsoe's regarding his sack-taking and turnover-making.

 

[JMC00]

Mac only had 38 more passing yards than Cam but had 9 more completions .. that is not good

Your username gives you away but Mac should have had about 100 more yards on another 3 completions

There was a 15 yard pass to Meyers that the refs called incomplete that would have been called a catch if Belichick decided to challenge

There was a 10 yard attempt that hit Wilkerson in the hands but couldn't come down with it

There was the 40 yard attempt to Wilkerson that Mac put on the money that should have been a TD that Wilkerson didn't bring in

There was the 50 yard attempt that was just barely outside the reach of Gunnar.

Mac could have easily been 17 of 19 for 197 yards 1 TD


Newton's best pass was a ball he threw about 3 yards and Johnu Smith took it about 20 yards.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Your username gives you away but Mac should have had about 100 more yards on another 3 completions

There was a 15 yard pass to Meyers that the refs called incomplete that would have been called a catch if Belichick decided to challenge

There was the 40 yard attempt to Wilkerson that Mac put on the money that should have been a TD that Wilkerson didn't bring in

There was the 50 yard attempt that was just barely outside the reach of Gunnar

Mac probably should have been 16 of 19 for 187 yards 1 TD

Newton's best pass was a ball he threw about 3 yards and Johnu Smith took it about 20 yards.

So he gets the 50 yards even though he overthrew Gunner?