Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Tunescribe]

AFC East QBs ranked:
1. Darnold
2. Allen
3. Toss up

Isn't "toss up" what your Blockhead Blunder Boy does?

1). Tom Brady (the Greatest Of All Time)
2). Jarrett Stidham
3). Ryan Fitzpatrick
4). Julian Edelman
5). Josh Allen
6). Josh Rosen
7). Blockhead Blunder Boy (a/k/a Sham Darnit, a/k/a Ghost Hunter)

 

[Joker]

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/25/wasted-jets-qb-sam-darnolds-post-game-party-goes-till-1230/

Dumb Dangit musta thought he won the Supa Bowl!

 

[Tunescribe]

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/25/wasted-jets-qb-sam-darnolds-post-game-party-goes-till-1230/

Dumb Dangit musta thought he won the Supa Bowl!

Good, I hope they keep it up. Another DUI or assault arrest should be just 'round the corner.

A few tidbits from the article:

* “They were celebrating like they’d just won the Super Bowl,” said a spy on the scene. “Sam Darnold was wasted, hooking up with some girl.”

-- Note they specify "girl," not woman. Was she a high school girl?

* “[There was] a limo driving him and the players around all night,” added the source.

* "It should be noted that the team doesn’t have any rules against its players drinking."

 

[Joker]

amazing isn't it, Tunes...just so perfectly Jete

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/25/wasted-jets-qb-sam-darnolds-post-game-party-goes-till-1230/

Dumb Dangit musta thought he won the Supa Bowl!

Holy crap. They just can’t avoid embarrassing themselves. And their next two games against CIN and MIA could set this into some comedic gold before they end the season getting b1tch slapped by BAL, PIT, and BUF. The schedule is so perfectly Jetsy.

Jets S Jamal Adams: ‘Hell Yeah, It’s a Great Feeling’ to Win

Le’Veon Bell ‘Feeling Crazy’ After Jets Win vs. Raiders

 

[Tunescribe]

New research indicates Jete fans may go extinct!

Link: Inbreeding may have helped cause Neanderthals to go extinct, study says - CNN

 

[Joker]

have the Jete stopped sucking? is this an existential question akin to tree/forest /sound/silence?

let me soothe all your darkest fears...yes,Bunky..the Jete, indeed, do suck still...same as it ever was

 

[Tunescribe]

Jete stank is taking its toll as New Jersey leads the nation in people moving out. Link: Americans Are Fleeing These States To Seek A Better Life

 

[Zuma]

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/25/wasted-jets-qb-sam-darnolds-post-game-party-goes-till-1230/

Dumb Dangit musta thought he won the Supa Bowl!

This is glorious. Nothing is more enjoyable then watching the Jete crash and burn after a high..I’m looking forward to it.

 

[captain stone]

New research indicates Jete fans may go extinct!

Link: Inbreeding may have helped cause Neanderthals to go extinct, study says - CNN

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At least they'll save 15% (or more) on their car insurance before they're gone. So they have that going for them...which is nice.

 

[FortressX]

Bungles, Bungles, Bungles, Bungles, Bungles, Bungles, Bungles,

I get it now.
Manish writes for the Babylon Bee.
Sam Darnold is the best quarterback in the AFC East right now

Bungles, Bungles, Bungles, Bungles, Bungles, Bungles, Bungles,

 

[Ras-IR Dowling]

Destroying Oakland only to lose to the winless bungles the next week. Typical

 

[Zuma]

Destroying Oakland only to lose to the winless bungles the next week. Typical

I loved that

 

[Tunescribe]

@JetFan79

 

[Joker]

and still some Patriots fans do NOT believe the Jete suck...still, the flock of scaredycat chicken guts huddle together fearing "the green future" . If you find yourself in this state, WATCH the Bengals game today...and then join a "blind fear" encounter group like Jetfan Anonymous.

 

[Tony2046]

" The season starts next week."

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Why are they still playing games after their Super Bowl win?

 

[Zuma]

@JetFan79

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As a side note...I have a female friend who performed those types of duties for a fee. She retired when permanent damage was caused by an over-zealous recipient. I pray it was a Jete fan.

Yes it's a true story

 

[Tunescribe]

Why are they still playing games after their Super Bowl win?

They depleted their energy during the all-night party after beating Oakland last week. A physical and emotional letdown was expected (a/k/a return to abject suckage).

Heh ...

 

[JetFan79]

@JetFan79

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Couldn't slide too far down the draft board. Priorities man.