Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Tony2046]

The day this mutt was drafted I posted right there he'd be another SoCal bust. It wasn't hard to see that THIS would come to be.He should quit football and take up country music, change his name to Dang Darnit and front for the Ding Dong Daddies.

" I think this is a good move for the Ding Dong Diddies. Dang Darnit looks like the next Conway Twitty and could start producing hit songs in the next three to five years. Let Dang sing a few songs while the Diddies develope and in 2022 the Grand Ole Opry is ours."

Sincerely

Jeteboy 79

 

[Tunescribe]

The day this mutt was drafted I posted right there he'd be another SoCal bust. It wasn't hard to see that THIS would come to be.He should quit football and take up country music, change his name to Dang Darnit and front for the Ding Dong Daddies.

Their first hit single, "Darlin', Damnit, Don't Divorce Me." Or maybe, "Ballad Of the Bug-Eyed Sleazy Jete Cheater." How about, "Momma Gave Me Mono Now My Spleen's in Smithereens."

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The day this mutt was drafted I posted right there he'd be another SoCal bust. It wasn't hard to see that THIS would come to be.He should quit football and take up country music, change his name to Dang Darnit and front for the Ding Dong Daddies.

This is how the JETE reproduce, they break Trojans.

 

[shmessy]

Yup. I don't get how/why Manmush Meathead thinks that's "encouraging," .........

Because he is the NYMCI.



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[BTTA]

Yup. I don't get how/why Manmush Meathead thinks that's "encouraging," but then I'll wager he never played the game. What Gaze SHOULD have done is say something specific, like reminding him about reads vs. the blitz or ask what plays he might be most comfortable with. Or just start a dialogue, "What can we do to settle things down?" Darnit obviously DID NOT know what to do and just unraveled further as the game went on.

Because it was spoken in complete sentences, which was the only thing happening successfully for the Jets. You forget how low the bar is for something to be "encouraging" for the Jests.

 

[shmessy]

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Their word usage continues to provide comedy as they take a "deep dive" into that groin.................

 

[Bill Lee]

Jets cut Kelechi Osemele

The feud between the Jets and offensive lineman Kelechi Osemele has reached its breaking point.

The Jets announced today that they have released Osemele.


That comes after a month-long dispute between Osemele and the Jets over his decision to have shoulder surgery. Osemele started the first three games of the season but said he suffered a shoulder injury that would end his season. The Jets felt that Osemele could have played through the injury.

The Jets and Osemele were clearly not seeing eye-to-eye, and given that Osemele’s salary this year is $9.7 million and next year is $11.2 million, it probably wasn’t going to make sense for the Jets to keep paying big money to a player they were feuding with.

The Jets and Osemele are still likely headed for a fight over whether the Jets have to pay him the balance of his 2019 salary. But what’s clear is Osemele is done playing for the Jets.

@Tunescribe : This saga belongs in our list on Page 1 of how the Jete praise a guy in the off season, decide he should play through an injured shoulder, he's in so much pain he has surgery, the Jete fine him for missing practice to have surgery, then surgery shows the injury was worse than predicted, then the Jete cut him. So pathetic, yet so so Jetsy.

Also, mic'd up Damn Darnit says the Pats swarming defense has him seeing ghosts on national TV while having only 11 completions on 32 attempts for 86 yards with four interceptions and a lost fumble with 3.6 passer rating and losing 33-0 to the Patriots belongs there too, IMO.

It's been a banner season for Jete Suck material, just like every other season.

 

[Koma]

Yup. I don't get how/why Manmush Meathead thinks that's "encouraging," but then I'll wager he never played the game. What Gaze SHOULD have done is say something specific, like reminding him about reads vs. the blitz or ask what plays he might be most comfortable with. Or just start a dialogue, "What can we do to settle things down?" Darnit obviously DID NOT know what to do and just unraveled further as the game went on.

Then again, if Gase did offer more concrete advice, even if was still generic, the Jets would be mad that their brilliant strategies were being broadcast on TV.

 

[Tony2046]

@Tunescribe : This saga belongs in our list on Page 1 of how the Jete praise a guy in the off season, decide he should play through an injured shoulder, he's in so much pain he has surgery, the Jete fine him for missing practice to have surgery, then surgery shows the injury was worse than predicted, then the Jete cut him. So pathetic, yet so so Jetsy.

Also, mic'd up Damn Darnit says the Pats swarming defense has him seeing ghosts on national TV while having only 11 completions on 32 attempts for 86 yards with four interceptions and a lost fumble with 3.6 passer rating and losing 33-0 to the Patriots belongs there too, IMO.

It's been a banner season for Jete Suck material, just like every other season.

Technically, in absolute value terms, Dam Darnit had 15 completions and 147 yards.

 

[Bill Lee]

Technically, in absolute value terms, Dam Darnit had 15 completions and 147 yards.

It's true, Dam Darnit was the 2nd best passer for the Patriots that night, in terms of yards and completions.

 

[Boomer B]

 

[Zuma]

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Their word usage continues to provide comedy as they take a "deep dive" into that groin.................

Who the heck is their team doctor? SO he ok's Mosley for the Pats but now they decided it was a mistake and will be out a few more weeks. ..

 

[shmessy]

Who the heck is their team doctor? SO he ok's Mosley for the Pats but now they decided it was a mistake and will be out a few more weeks. ..

Whoever he is, he’s doing a deep dive into Mosely’s groin.

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[shmessy]

Whoever he is, he’s doing a deep dive into Mosely’s groin.

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BTW, between this and the Osemele situation, the Jets and their medical staff should probably look at lawyering up right now......

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[Tunescribe]

@Tunescribe : This saga belongs in our list on Page 1 of how the Jete praise a guy in the off season, decide he should play through an injured shoulder, he's in so much pain he has surgery, the Jete fine him for missing practice to have surgery, then surgery shows the injury was worse than predicted, then the Jete cut him. So pathetic, yet so so Jetsy.

Also, mic'd up Damn Darnit says the Pats swarming defense has him seeing ghosts on national TV while having only 11 completions on 32 attempts for 86 yards with four interceptions and a lost fumble with 3.6 passer rating and losing 33-0 to the Patriots belongs there too, IMO.

It's been a banner season for Jete Suck material, just like every other season.

One problem: no more text space in the lead post for important updates. I've brought this to Ian's attention, we're trying to work out a solution. Stay tuned.

 

[Tony2046]

One problem: no more text space in the lead post for important updates. I've brought this to Ian's attention, we're trying to work out a solution. Stay tuned.

Wow. 50 years of suckage sure adds up.

 

[Tunescribe]

Wow. 50 years of suckage sure adds up.

It's frustrating because this has been a banner year for updates. Hopefully more space can be cleared soon.

 

[Tony2046]

It's frustrating because this has been a banner year for updates. Hopefully more space can be cleared soon.

Can you sue the jete for carpal tunnel?

 

[Tony2046]

It's frustrating because this has been a banner year for updates. Hopefully more space can be cleared soon.

I'm pretty sure it will happen. The Jete suck threads are incredibly entertaining.

 

[slam]

One problem: no more text space in the lead post for important updates. I've brought this to Ian's attention, we're trying to work out a solution. Stay tuned.

Suggestion: A Star Wars style scroll animated gif.