Dolphins are the worst team of all time

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Meltdown at FinHeaven right now ... can't get in.

https://finheaven.com/threads/the-entire-team-has-quit-trade-everyone.356665/

A mod already started a #TankForTua thread. Team is a joke & fan base wants to lose for picks. Stadium looked like it's normal half empty sh|t hole.

 

[RIpats88]

Problem when a team tanks like the dolphins and trades all talent away is that they have so little talent it takes YEARS to recover even if you get a top pick.

Poor flores probably wont last

 

[MainePatsFan26]

On paper this is the worst team, imo worse than the 76 Bucs

I don't think they're the worst yet. However, with Fitz dropping back every play since they are always behind - well, he'll be out with an injury soon. Without a veteran leading the team, things could develop into worst of all-time.

I'd also assume they will only grow worse as the culture develops into one where no one cares since they won't be around after this year.

 

[MainePatsFan26]

Problem when a team tanks like the dolphins and trades all talent away is that they have so little talent it takes YEARS to recover even if you get a top pick.

Poor flores probably wont last

I was surprised Flores jumped ship so soon. He could have developed his "brand" for a few more seasons and probably landed a job for a team with the potential for a quick turnaround. Instead, he signs up for a gig with a team in disarray in the same division as his former boss and best coach/quarterback in professional football history.

He was too desperate for a head coaching position and now is saddled with a disaster that would make the Titanic blush.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Problem when a team tanks like the dolphins and trades all talent away is that they have so little talent it takes YEARS to recover even if you get a top pick.

Poor flores probably wont last

He took a job in the division after one year as "DC" (he didn't even have the title). He knew what he was getting into.

 

[sean10mm]

The phins aren't close to being the worst. If your old enough to remember the browns went o-16 two years in a row.

No they didn't, they went 1-31 over 2 seasons.

 

[farn]

No they didn't, they went 1-31 over 2 seasons.

True. But still hilarious.

 

[Tunescribe]

On paper this is the worst team, imo worse than the 76 Bucs

Too early, but I doubt we'll ever see a team worse than the '76 Bucs.

 

[dtbrks]

Not yet. Only 2 games. FitsMagic will rear its ugly head for a game or two

 

[Patjew]

Don’t sleep on the 1990 Pats. I was there to see it and it wasn’t pretty. They did seem to try, though.

 

[NormZauchin]

Nah, the Kotite Jets, IMO....

I love your resurrection of Rich Kotite. Maybe the worst Jets coach of all time, and that is saying something.

 

[Family]

Man Josh Rosen can sling the ball.

He needs someone to teach him the position.

 

[Sciz]

It’s gonna be sad and awkward when Flores and company are fired after two years of tanking and don’t get to reap any of the benefits.

 

[reflexblue]

No they didn't, they went 1-31 over 2 seasons.

When i google this it said that they went 017 two years in a row which seems odd because they'ed have to be inthe playoffs. If they went 0-16 how could they make the playoffs? Anyways getting back to your post about them going 0-31 wtf does it matter if was 0-31 or 0-32? Miami still has a loooong way to go to beat that record.

 

[NormZauchin]

Joe Kerr approves Viper's post...hopefully Shula gags on his strained carrots and pops off

The Shula angle makes the rout even more enjoyable.

 

[RobertWeathers]

1990 Patriots might be the worst NEP team I've ever seen.

 

[Family]

The 1970 Clive Rush team gave them a run.

 

[RobertWeathers]

The 1970 Clive Rush team gave them a run.

Yep.

This franchise has had their share of awful, awful teams.

 

[mgcolby]

Now what would be poetic justice to the champagne poppers in Miami is having the Pat's go 19-0 the same season the Dolphins go 0-16, with a Mole straight from NE steering the ship...

 

[mgcolby]

On paper this is the worst team, imo worse than the 76 Bucs

"Coach, what do you think about your team's execution?"


"I'm all for it"

Might be the best post game press conference one liner ever.