Content Post Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

For JEST fans, the grass is always greener on the other side of the grave, that is, the top side.

You’re on your own
Awesome. Wow
Do you have a clue what happens now?

 

[n1997y]

Report: Jets pursued coaches before firing Todd Bowles

Lolololol

Too funny:

“....fans will continue to point to this and other evidence of dysfunction, forcing them at some point to do what not long ago would have been unthinkable: Count the days until Woody Johnson returns to reclaim day-to-day control of the team.”

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Too funny:

“....fans will continue to point to this and other evidence of dysfunction, forcing them at some point to do what not long ago would have been unthinkable: Count the days until Woody Johnson returns to reclaim day-to-day control of the team.”

Their once and future king is a synonym for genitals genitals.

 

[Tunescribe]

Their once and future king is a synonym for genitals genitals.

More like **** ****.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

More like **** ****.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

One of the more unlikely, but very effective, joke extending posts in memory.

 

[Tunescribe]

I heard these bottles contain sewage-tainted swamp water that gets progressively more rancid with age ...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I heard these bottles contain sewage-tainted swamp water that gets progressively more rancid with age ...

 

[TommyD4207]

I heard these bottles contain sewage-tainted swamp water that gets progressively more rancid with age ...

Nah, it's just straight strychnine.

 

[TN patriot fan]

None other than the mighty and greatly-feared Jay Cutler:

Sam Darnold studying Peyton Manning, Jay Cutler film

Sometimes it's just too easy to make fun of the Jetes. One cannot make this stuff up.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Gase is a loser. Darnold is not that good. Jete is yet again, a Dumpster fire.

 

[Ring 6]

Gase is going to be rich kotite 2.0
It’s hard to say things are more laughable than normal with the jets, but this really is. Other than kotite what coach gave the jets hired that will fail as badly as Gase? Shocking when there has been so much failure.

 

[TN patriot fan]

First the bizarro press conference, then getting the GM that hired him fired, then this...It's almost as if Gase were some double agent hired by the Russians to sabotage the Jetes, as though they needed any help...

 

[Delicate Genius]

 

[Tunescribe]

At least get the names right, folks: Googly Gaze, Dam Darnit, Fivehead Omaha and Fake Muttler. Also, it's the Jete, not the Jetes.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

At least get the names right, folks: Googly Gaze, Dam Darnit, Fivehead Omaha and Fake Muttler. Also, it's the Jete, not the Jetes.

Im kinda stunned Jete never signed Fake Muttler. He is so Jete.

 

[Joey007]

It’s not often where you know from day one that a coach will be a disaster during his tenure.

Gase is an exception to this rule.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I detailed this in the Jete thread, but here’s the short breakdown: Gase has never actually improved the play of any quarterback. Manning is the only player who you could argue benefitted from his schemes. He’s an absolute fraud with zero case studies to backup his reputation as a QB guru.

The fraud/the fraud’s propaganda team often cites Jay Cutler “night and day” turnaround under Gase in 2015.

Cutler in 2015 - 92.3 passer rating
Cutler in 2014 - 88.6 passer rating
Cutler in 2013 - 89.2 passer rating

Here’s a list of first round QBs he’s coached besides Manning, all known for having the physical abilities but needing better coaching:

Tim Tebow (absolute failure to improve)
Ryan Tannehill (absolute failure to improve)
Jay Cutler (did not improve much if any...pretty much statistical noise)

Also coached (and failed to improve) Kyle Orton, Brock Osweiler, Jon Kitna, Shaun Hill, and JT O’Sullivan.

Can anyone tell me where’s there’s evidence this guy is a QB guru, or anything more than an abysmal failure at developing quarterbacks? Pundits just throw it out there all the time with zero facts to back it up.

 

[DarrylS]

What would Fireman Ed say or do???

Oops I forgot he moved on from this forever mess...

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Never has so few provided such entertainment for so many....