Tom Brady on Jimmy Kimmel

[Joker]

it wasn't funny in the Star wars thread and it's not funny here...log off and suck your thumb the rest fo the night

 

[PatriotSpy]

C'mon bring Tom out already!

We want Tom! We want Tom! We want Tom!

 

[2000army]

Can’t believe they allow porn on network TV

 

[Jlaff]

Almost positive that’s the guy that Curran saw. He’s made comments on the podcast, before. I’m just getting to the point where I’m considering Propecia, but I’ve read that it causes even more hair loss during the first few months, not to mention the side effect horror stories with erectile dysfunction. I have a script for it, but am too afraid to fill it.

It doesn't. And you can use Rogaine on the hairline too, even though it's only approved for the top of your head.

 

[DaBronxPats14]

Commercials dominated TB more then Chargers & Chiefs in PO combined.

 

[patfanken]

I’m thinking about visiting Robert Leonard. My mistake is I waited too long. Now it will be super obvious if one day I just have non-bad hair.

I’ll just wait until my SO drives me so nuts that I leave for a new life and then I’ll do it. My new girlfriend that works as a waitress in the local diner will love my new locks.

You’ll know it has happened when I post under the name “Hairjew.”

You should do what I did. I've had a bald spot at the top of my head since my 50's. Which was OK as long as you were with people shorter than you. And when I looked in a mirror, I could convince myself I still had a full head of hair.

Fast forward a decade the little spot at the top of my head was expanding and the hair in the front was thinning. I hated the thought of "comb over" looks, which is like telling a bad lie when everyone knows the truth.

So one day on a whim, I just said,"F*ck it", one day in the shower and just shaved it all. The results were immediate. Everyone I know thought I looked 20 years younger....and I swear I did. And I haven't looked back. There is no such thing as grey hair when you go smooth.

Think about it, "hairjew"

 

[patfanken]

Tom was OK. The shtick with Matt Damon and his thing with Kimmell was cute. The two year old toddler was FREAKIN' hilarious. His accent was spot on. He Boston references were absolutely correct, and his NE attitude was perfect. He even swore correctly.

Anyone know who the actor was who did him, and has he been on the show before? "From Metheun to Manappoiset, Fron Scituate to Swampscott. From Mattapan to Medford Ah music to my old neighborhood ears.

 

[neuronet]

Tom was OK.

You. Monster.

 

[Bledsoehasaring]

The nfl is investigating this incident. I would suspect another suspension is coming for Brady.

 

[Wax Frog]

You. Monster.

May one speak thus of the GOAT and yet live?

 

[patfanken]

May one speak thus of the GOAT and yet live?

Yeah, I can, because in the 70's I was given a special necklace from some good looking dame who called herself "the Red Lady", even though she was wearing paisley at the time. At least that's how I remember it. That entire decade was kind of blurry if you remember.

 

[Joker]

I tried to have my palm read in the 70's by some gypsy lady on Thayer Street..East Side of Providence. She looked at my left palm and hissed "son of the devil!" at me, made the sign of the cross with her fingers and screamed at me to get out. I remember I didn't pay her the 10 bucks.

 

[mosslost]

I hope Tom doesn't show up with those fake-looking cheek fillers he had done before I last saw him on a late-night talk show.

 

[Shed83]

Yeah I don’t get the secrecy and Stigma attaches to getting hair plugs.....it’s really just the same as getting your teeth done. It’s All cosmetic and aesthetics...and if it makes you feel better about yourself then just go right ahead.

Personally my hair is just starting to go. To be honest i really wouldn’t care about going bald if I didn’t have such an alien shaped head - don’t think I got picked up enough as a baby and I’ve got a pretty flat head at the back. Don’t want to subject the world to that head shaved!

I think I’ll be saving up to get plugs.

 

[Patjew]

You should do what I did. I've had a bald spot at the top of my head since my 50's. Which was OK as long as you were with people shorter than you. And when I looked in a mirror, I could convince myself I still had a full head of hair.

Fast forward a decade the little spot at the top of my head was expanding and the hair in the front was thinning. I hated the thought of "comb over" looks, which is like telling a bad lie when everyone knows the truth.

So one day on a whim, I just said,"F*ck it", one day in the shower and just shaved it all. The results were immediate. Everyone I know thought I looked 20 years younger....and I swear I did. And I haven't looked back. There is no such thing as grey hair when you go smooth.

Think about it, "hairjew"

I shaved my head a couple times in college... not a good look for me

 

[IcyPatriot]

I tried to have my palm read in the 70's by some gypsy lady on Thayer Street..East Side of Providence. She looked at my left palm and hissed "son of the devil!" at me, made the sign of the cross with her fingers and screamed at me to get out. I remember I didn't pay her the 10 bucks.

So she saw your '666' tat?

 

[Triumph]

Imagine the comments on the hater boards?

For Kimmel?

 

[BTTA]

If you look at any medication it will say potential nasty side effects. Anytime I take a short term prescription medication from the pharmacy, it will list potential side effects. I’ve asked the pharmacist about this and they say that the FDA has to list any side effects anyone complains about whether it’s legit or not.

No, they don't have to list anything anyone complains about. They have to list "side effects" that show up with regularity in the testing prior to FDA approval.

The whole idea of "side effects" is just silly - all medications have multiple effects, with one positive effect that, for some people, outweighs the other effects.

To quote quality control director from one of Cambridge's more successful biotechs: "All medications are poisons that happen to have a common response that some people consider better than the disease state."

 

[PatsDeb]

He looked awesome, he was awesome, and his best line of the night, when Kimmel was asking him about his competitiveness, was (pounding on the desk, only partly in jest), "I want to win d%#*!@t! What's wrong with that?" TB12 seemed genuinely surprised and happy that the audience gave him a standing O and lots of cheers. And I thought the ridiculous "baby" Tom Brady was so stupid it was hilarious, as was going to Matt Damon's house and throwing a football through his window. The whole thing was well done (my daughter & I were hoping it wasn't cringe-worthy as sometimes TB12 or other athlete appearances can be).

 

[maust]

That entire decade was kind of blurry if you remember.

Funny thing that...all most of us do remember from that decade are the blurs