Gronk uses Lombardi Trophy for batting practice and dents it

[BUSTAMOVE]

Atari? We had legit pong not your new and shiny Ataris jeez. You're basically a millennial compared to me.

You look a lot younger in your profile pic

 

[maust]

Atari? We had legit pong not your new and shiny Ataris jeez. You're basically a millennial compared to me.

Betty White is practically a Millennial compared to you

 

[primetime]

nothing cute or funny about it. that's a team trophy. not his personnel baseball bat.

His teammates seem to disagree

 

[captain insano]

I bet your comebacks sound really amazing in your head.

If I feel dumb about anything it's that I've replied too you so many times. I think I got you confused with captain stone. I have to come up with a mnemonic to remember that he's coherent one.

dude you bought a rubber doll. you lose no matter what you say lmao give it up

 

[Zuma]

Look man, if you're so fascinated about it IM me directly. The last time I brought it up mods moved the thread to pub and said it wasn't an acceptable topic because of advertiser concerns so out of respect for Ian I've been trying to avoid the topic. But you're free to ask me questions about this obsession of yours.



If that's all you had said we wouldn't be here. My god, you're like a dumber version of Andy. I am picturing the two of you in the same nursing home.

I suppose the Real Doll is closer to the real thing then Fistina

 

[Patjew]

I had such a wicked fight with my SO last night that I wish she was a paper mache doll so I could have thrown her in the recycle bin.

 

[fnordcircle]

Dear mod who is nuking posts at some future point: Please note that I tried to avoid the topic.

Also there's a 60% code I just got in my inbox, @ me if you want it.

 

[maust]

I had such a wicked fight with my SO last night that I wish she was a paper mache doll so I could have thrown her in the recycle bin.

Would that be the newly cohabitating SO?

 

[fnordcircle]

Would that be the newly cohabitating SO?

Holy crap talk about keeping abreast of Patsfans.com storylines!

 

[Wheelman]

Idiot.

 

[resdubwhite]

Kraft will easily find someone to suck that dent out.

you mean rub it out?

 

[micronin127]

When life dents your Lombardi trophy, fill it with bourbon.

Lombardi Shots!

 

[IcyPatriot]

So are we discussing ColecoVision yet?

 

[Richard Camembert]

Why is nobody pointing out Gronk’s poor bunting technique? You’re supposed to pull the bat back at impact ffs.

 

[edkk323]

I am actually sad. We are going to miss Gronk so so so much.

 

[maust]

Holy crap talk about keeping abreast of Patsfans.com storylines!

Any guy that says he fears he is an outdoor cat after I expressed concerns about his cohabitation leading to him becoming somewhat domesticated is memorable in my book. Not to mention he drinks like a beast which, ya know, makes him our kinda mensch.

 

[IcyPatriot]

This thread is all over the place ...
next we'll be discussing scrotox.
A few more story lines and I might have PatsFans bingo.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Sorry, but his teammates weren’t upset about it. And i’m sure kraft will find someone to take the dent out

Maybe Kraft can find someone to rub it out........

 

[IcyPatriot]

Dear mod who is nuking posts at some future point: Please note that I tried to avoid the topic.

Also there's a 60% code I just got in my inbox, @ me if you want it.

 

[fnordcircle]

This thread is all over the place ...
next we'll be discussing scrotox.
A few more story lines and I might have PatsFans bingo.

Let me tell you how I feel about the uniforms,