Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Bill Lee]

Tonight we saw the only way a Jete can get on TV for a Super Bowl in over 50 years, by carrying the trophy up to the podium to hand to the Patriots! Was nice they managed to keep ol' Joe away from the sauce for a change!

DA JETE SUCK!

 

[Joker]

how'd that feel, Rat fan? admit it...right up the azz with a bag of broken glass. 6 rings for us, 666 kicks in the groin for you.

it's biblical

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Fun fact: on a special episode of The late Show with Stephen Colbert, Colbert had Sam Darnold on for a sketch. I assume that is the closest he'll ever come to playing on Super Bowl Sunday.

 

[JetFan79]

how'd that feel, Rat fan? admit it...right up the azz with a bag of broken glass. 6 rings for us, 666 kicks in the groin for you.

it's biblical

Nice win. Congrats!

I was actually rooting for the Pat's. Rams didn't even belong there.

 

[Bill Lee]

Nice win. Congrats!

I was actually rooting for the Pat's. Rams didn't even belong there.

You were probably thinking to yourself that Goff breaks down in big moments just like Dam Darnit, and we've got several more years of not being able to beat Brady coming up. Of course you won't admit it, but everyone can see Goff is a better player than Darnit, and both aren't good enough.

 

[maust]

Great Belichick quote, if you're a Jete fan, regarding working with Parcells: "We worked together as assistants & then I worked for him in 3 different organizations. The Giants, the Patriots, and another organization." See that Jete fans? The Hoodie cut you some slack, otherwise he would have said "...and a (dis)organization."

 

[Patriot Missile]

Joe Namath has done what no other Jet has done in the last 50 years, touch a lombardi. It was a little sickening to see actually. May have to sandblast the damn thing.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Great Belichick quote, if you're a Jete fan, regarding working with Parcells: "We worked together as assistants & then I worked for him in 3 different organizations. The Giants, the Patriots, and another organization." See that Jete fans? The Hoodie cut you some slack, otherwise he would have said "...and a (dis)organization."

Micro organism?

 

[Uncle Rico]

Found this buried in King's FMIA column.
Belichick isn't just great at adjusting under game pressure; he's pretty good at trolling the Jets:

 

[reflexblue]

BB quote for jest fans...on working with the tuna. 'we worked together as assistants, and then i worked for him in three different organazations the Giants, the Patriots, and another one.....LOL,laughing because he thinks so little of the rats he won't even mention that oranazation by name.

 

[slam]

I love that a takeaway from Jets reporters covering the Super Bowl in Atlanta is "Seeing these new stadiums is a reminder that MetLife Stadium is a dreary, soulless donut and the worst new stadium in the league."

 

[WaterfallJumper]

 

[Delicate Genius]

NFL Throwback has uploaded a 12-minute video of Belichick's comments from his NYJ HC resignation press conference on January 4, 2000:

 

[maust]

So after 50 years of Charlie Sheen style 'winning' of the offseason the Jete are trying something new, and circling the bowl right out of the gate. Their coaching staff is already gearing up to be a Jersey swamplands version of the Hatfields & McCoys .

Report: Adam Gase initially “balked” at hiring Gregg Williams’ son as an assistant

 

[Joker]

Adam Gase...jeezus...what's the problem, Rich Kotite's bloodline produced no male heirs?

 

[maust]

The Jete really are like herpes, the gift that just keeps on giving.
Jim Bob Cooter lands on Jets coaching staff
The NY media will have a blast with that. Personally I can't fathom how he didn't land in Nashville, with that name he'd be a promo rock star in redneck land.

 

[upstater1]

Are you kidding me?

Gase's staff with Jets doesn't lack for family drama

They imported dysfunction.

Vitt and Gregg Williams were members of the New Orleans Saints' coaching staff implicated in the 2012 BountyGate scandal. In the bounty hearings, conducted by former NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue, Vitt accused Williams of lying in his testimony.

Vitt also said the players didn't take Williams seriously because of his "false bravado" and "schtick."

Gregg Williams, who once called his son "the best young coach I've ever had on my staff," became frustrated with Gase, the person said.

Eventually, Gase came around, making Blake Williams a defensive assistant, not a position coach.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The Jete really are like herpes, the gift that just keeps on giving.
Jim Bob Cooter lands on Jets coaching staff
The NY media will have a blast with that. Personally I can't fathom how he didn't land in Nashville, with that name he's be a promo rock star in redneck land.

From the team owned by Woody Johnson...

 

[Bill Lee]

So after 50 years of Charlie Sheen style 'winning' of the offseason the Jete are trying something new, and circling the bowl right out of the gate. Their coaching staff is already gearing up to be a Jersey swamplands version of the Hatfields & McCoys .

Report: Adam Gase initially “balked” at hiring Gregg Williams’ son as an assistant

Hire an unpopular introverted head coach, then hire an extroverted alpha male assistant coach, watch it explode => SOFJ.

Are you kidding me?

Gase's staff with Jets doesn't lack for family drama

They imported dysfunction.

Dysfunction is a Jete core competency.

New slogan:

Jete: They come with the dysfunction bred right in!

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

@Tunescribe

I was thinking maybe this could be worked into the theme for your epic 2019 Jete Suck thread.

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