OT: Buuuuuurrp!

[Tunescribe]

Check out the video before he digs in.

Link: Enes Kanter eats seven burgers, then misses practice with an illness

Link 2: Enes Kanter ate seven burgers with fries and wound up missing practice the next day with an illness

 

[Tony2046]

I'd be dead. No way.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'd be dead. No way.

I had a friend once claim he could eat 12 McDonald's quarter-pounders with cheese in 12 hours. I said he couldn't and we almost put it to the test -- I think the bet was I would pay for them and if he didn't make it he would pay me back. Looking back, I wish we had gone through with it just to watch him suffer. But he was dead serious and I almost believed him. We were in our twenties then and he's just an average-size dude.

 

[edkk323]

He probably deserve it for what he is done to his toliet

 

[edkk323]

I'd be dead. No way.

Tony, you wont be tho. Human cannot eat themself to death. The body will go into protective mode and puke. Just like you cannoy breath with your tongue sticking out.

 

[Tunescribe]

Tony, you wont be tho. Human cannot eat themself to death. The body will go into protective mode and puke. Just like you cannoy breath with your tongue sticking out.

What do you mean, you can't breathe with your tongue sticking out.

 

[Deus Irae]

The link required a log in, so I didn't read the story. But 7 burgers shouldn't pose any particular problem, unless they're impressively big burgers.

 

[Tunescribe]

The link required a log in, so I didn't read the story. But 7 burgers shouldn't pose any particular problem, unless they're impressively big burgers.

Here's another link (there are others available): Enes Kanter ate seven burgers with fries and wound up missing practice the next day with an illness

 

[Tony2046]

Tony, you wont be tho. Human cannot eat themself to death. The body will go into protective mode and puke. Just like you cannoy breath with your tongue sticking out.

A human with clogged arteries can. But don't worry. I'm drinking plenty of red wine to unclog them.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I had a friend once claim he could eat 12 McDonald's quarter-pounders with cheese in 12 hours. I said he couldn't and we almost put it to the test -- I think the bet was I would pay for them and if he didn't make it he would pay me back. Looking back, I wish we had gone through with it just to watch him suffer. But he was dead serious and I almost believed him. We were in our twenties then and he's just an average-size dude.

I ate 2 dozen 50 megaton nuclear buffalo wings one time for $25.

Took my system 3 days to recover.

 

[edkk323]

A human with clogged arteries can. But don't worry. I'm drinking plenty of red wine to unclog them.

I am glad that you did not stick your tongue out to prove me wrong

 

[Tunescribe]

I ate 2 dozen 50 megaton nuclear buffalo wings one time for $25.

Took my system 3 days to recover.

I imagine your lower sphincter will never forgive you.

 

[Jangles]

The link required a log in, so I didn't read the story. But 7 burgers shouldn't pose any particular problem, unless they're impressively big burgers.

Meh

If someone else was paying I'd give it a shot. Doesn't look like much compared to some of the eating challenges out there

 

[edkk323]

Meh

If someone else was paying I'd give it a shot. Doesn't look like much compared to some of the eating challenges out there

Over the years, I have discovered the fastest way to be a millionaire.
First, you be a multi-millionaire.
Second, you marry this Japanese girl.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

I am glad that you did not stick your tongue out to prove me wrong

You can't commit suicide by trying to hold your breath. (Your body will get pissed at you and make you pass out first.)

 

[edkk323]

You can't commit suicide by trying to hold your breath. (Your body will get pissed at you and make you pass out first.)

 

[Joker]

I DID check to see if #3 was true or not. I = Joe Sucker

 

[edkk323]

What do you mean, you can't breathe with your tongue sticking out.

I DID check to see if #3 was true or not. I = Joe Sucker

Joker knew it too well....

 

[PScottman]

It's posts like this and fnordcircle's "On topic" (not to be confused with everyone's favorite mall store "Hot Topic" btw) that make the bye week just that smidgeon more palatable.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I imagine your lower sphincter will never forgive you.

It was awful. I think if I did that now - 30 years later I'd need to be hospitalized.