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  1. Patsfanin Philly

    Patsfanin Philly Pro Bowl Player

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    As most of patsfans.com sit in front of their computer with their tongues out breathing... I always thought it was " you can't sneeze with your eyes open".....
     
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    Quite a while ago, on one of those really nice summer days, started drinking early at Horseneck Beach.. somehow we also had some cigarettes dipped in paragoric, anyways by the end of the day all I can remember is a big table full of empty Schlitz bottles. We were with two nurses who were doing their practicum at Taunton State.. so we drove back, when I tried to exit Rt. 24 via an "on" ramp, my friend who did not even have a license at the time took over.. I got into the back seat and somehow lit the car on fire while he was driving.. it was extinguished by peeing on it. Anyways a while later we all got home and were safe... not sure how.

    The next I was at work @7:00 operating heavy machinery in a milling plant.. for the grace of God go I.

    This is nothing to do with eating, but everything to do with excess...
     
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  3. Elijah

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    Did you guys know if you pretend to shake salt into your mouth you can actually trick your brain into tasting it?
     
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    edkk323 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Nope. If you forget to salt the steak, you ruin it. Playing tricks in my head ain't changing that.
     
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    RelocatedPatFan Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    I once ate pizza for breakfast lunch & dinner for 5 days. There is a story about how that turned out.
     
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    One time I...uh..I ....I forgot. I'm old as dirt...,:(
     
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    I used to take my son and his friends to McD after swim practice and they would all consume 4-5 McGriddle sandwiches and 3-4 chocolate milks. And they would do it in ~2 minutes.
     
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    wHy iS tHiS ThReAd iN tHe MaIn FoRuM/?
     
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    Michael Phelps laughs at your son and friends with their pittance of a meal.

    Regards,
    Chris
     
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    12 in 12 hours?? Dude I could pound 3 of those in 30 minutes, fart 20 minutes later and eat another 3.
     
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    My bad.
     
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    Not accepting your apology. This is serious business.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Don't underestimate how your body would react to the protein intake. I can see those last 4 or 6 being torture on a stomach instructed by the brain to reject any more protein.

    Regards,
    Chris
     
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    Captain Cliche Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    I once ate a family size pizza at Shakeys during my lunch break.
    I weighed approximately 150# at the time and was a construction laborer.
    The Shakeys reference will tel you how long ago that was.

    Just Googled it.
    They still have Shakeys Pizza somewhere.
     
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    Quarter pounders are tiny I can eat those ***** ass burgers like M&Ms
     
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    You can, but they'll probably shoot out of your head.
     
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    Well, 3 of them were triple patties with a friend egg on top. The other 4 looked like regular single Patty decent sized burgers.
     
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    I’ve felt awful enough just eating one of those things. I couldn’t imagine 7 of them. Back in my early 20s, my friends and I went out to this brunch place and I ordered a sidewinder burger which is basically a bacon cheeseburger sandwiched between two grilled cheese sandwiches. I should mention that we were all extremely hungover. Anyway, I didn’t feel right the rest of the day and thought there was a good chance I should check myself in to the emergency room. Then I blew sh.itwater out 8 times after that (still a personal record for me), ended the day with a chafed assh0le and blood on the toilet paper, and was right as rain the next day.
     
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