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  1. pazrul72

    pazrul72 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Back in high school when I was playing football and burning calories 4 hours everyday the amount of food I could eat was insane. I also worked at McD’s for lunch money and one of the younger managers kept betting me how much I couldn’t keep down. One was 5$ for every double quarter pounder. I walked off 20 mins later 35$ richer. Yeah 7 double quarter pounders or 3 1/2 pounds of meat with toppings. 12 hours? **** I would have been able to eat 20-25. Course there is the other end of that story....all I can say is I am so so so so sorry, that poor toilet. My intestines didn’t feel right again for 3 days.
     
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    Not nearly as big of a gluttony story as some of the others here but back in high school a friend and I went to taco Bell and split a 12 pack of tacos after a night of drinking. After we finished we were still hungry so we split another 12 pack. After that we we're probably full enough, but now we we're going for the record so we split another 6 pack and got 2 mexi-melts each. I honestly don't remember there being any next day repercussions....
     
  3. Tunescribe

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    Are you a big guy? Because that's insane. So you ate SEVEN half-pound burgers in how much time?
     
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    That is literally what happened to me the other day after I wrapped up a night of drinking by eating an entire pepperoni pie. I was ****ting lava all day the next day
     
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    Those 12 packs are dangerous man. I like to go to Taco Bell and ask for a 12 pack and then "Whatever else my girlfriend wants" cause I ain't sharing them. And you gotta eat em all at once cause there's no reheating or saving an old taco
     
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    I can out eat that mother****er any day of the week if I go 12 hours without eating
     
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    How many times a day do you think that kid says “it’s my genetics” to people?
     
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    About as often as my glandular problem.
     
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  9. pazrul72

    pazrul72 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    6'4 300. and yeah 7 of them in about 20 mins. I could never do that now, I don't burn calories like I used to, but back then it wasn't uncommon for me to eat like 5000 calories a day. Now i look at a pizza and my ass gets bigger.
     
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    Are you a well built 300 or do you look like a tall lesbian?
     
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    I dunno about that claimed reaction to excessive protein. I once polished off a 32 ounce Porterhouse with not even close to a problem. Of course, to be fair that was the first dinner after getting back on my feet from purging the GI tract by helping a friend empty a bottle of Jack on an empty stomach, so I had a large void to fill.
     
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    32oz? Should have got your picture on the wall for that. Good God.

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    Iirc it was the Tulsa stockyards. I didn’t touch anything else on the plate. First decent meal after a two day hangover, and I was famished.
     
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    pazrul72 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    I know a lesbian who could, and would, kick your a$$ for that comment. In high school it was a more well built 260. These days, while I still wrestle 120 lbs Rottweilers for a living as a vet tech, the days of eating 7 DQP’s has caught up to me. Solid is a better word then well built.
     

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