OT: Buuuuuurrp!

[pazrul72]

I had a friend once claim he could eat 12 McDonald's quarter-pounders with cheese in 12 hours. I said he couldn't and we almost put it to the test -- I think the bet was I would pay for them and if he didn't make it he would pay me back. Looking back, I wish we had gone through with it just to watch him suffer. But he was dead serious and I almost believed him. We were in our twenties then and he's just an average-size dude.

Back in high school when I was playing football and burning calories 4 hours everyday the amount of food I could eat was insane. I also worked at McD’s for lunch money and one of the younger managers kept betting me how much I couldn’t keep down. One was 5$ for every double quarter pounder. I walked off 20 mins later 35$ richer. Yeah 7 double quarter pounders or 3 1/2 pounds of meat with toppings. 12 hours? **** I would have been able to eat 20-25. Course there is the other end of that story....all I can say is I am so so so so sorry, that poor toilet. My intestines didn’t feel right again for 3 days.

 

[PlainOldEd]

Not nearly as big of a gluttony story as some of the others here but back in high school a friend and I went to taco Bell and split a 12 pack of tacos after a night of drinking. After we finished we were still hungry so we split another 12 pack. After that we we're probably full enough, but now we we're going for the record so we split another 6 pack and got 2 mexi-melts each. I honestly don't remember there being any next day repercussions....

 

[Tunescribe]

Back in high school when I was playing football and burning calories 4 hours everyday the amount of food I could eat was insane. I also worked at McD’s for lunch money and one of the younger managers kept betting me how much I couldn’t keep down. One was 5$ for every double quarter pounder. I walked off 20 mins later 35$ richer. Yeah 7 double quarter pounders or 3 1/2 pounds of meat with toppings. 12 hours? **** I would have been able to eat 20-25. Course there is the other end of that story....all I can say is I am so so so so sorry, that poor toilet. My intestines didn’t feel right again for 3 days.

Are you a big guy? Because that's insane. So you ate SEVEN half-pound burgers in how much time?

 

[A Defiant Goose]

I’ve felt awful enough just eating one of those things. I couldn’t imagine 7 of them. Back in my early 20s, my friends and I went out to this brunch place and I ordered a sidewinder burger which is basically a bacon cheeseburger sandwiched between two grilled cheese sandwiches. I should mention that we were all extremely hungover. Anyway, I didn’t feel right the rest of the day and thought there was a good chance I should check myself in to the emergency room. Then I blew sh.itwater out 8 times after that (still a personal record for me), ended the day with a chafed assh0le and blood on the toilet paper, and was right as rain the next day.

That is literally what happened to me the other day after I wrapped up a night of drinking by eating an entire pepperoni pie. I was ****ting lava all day the next day

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Not nearly as big of a gluttony story as some of the others here but back in high school a friend and I went to taco Bell and split a 12 pack of tacos after a night of drinking. After we finished we were still hungry so we split another 12 pack. After that we we're probably full enough, but now we we're going for the record so we split another 6 pack and got 2 mexi-melts each. I honestly don't remember there being any next day repercussions....

Those 12 packs are dangerous man. I like to go to Taco Bell and ask for a 12 pack and then "Whatever else my girlfriend wants" cause I ain't sharing them. And you gotta eat em all at once cause there's no reheating or saving an old taco

 

[A Defiant Goose]

I can out eat that mother****er any day of the week if I go 12 hours without eating

 

[Kontradiction]

I can out eat that mother****er any day of the week if I go 12 hours without eating

How many times a day do you think that kid says “it’s my genetics” to people?

 

[Clonamery]

How many times a day do you think that kid says “it’s my genetics” to people?

About as often as my glandular problem.

 

[pazrul72]

Are you a big guy? Because that's insane. So you ate SEVEN half-pound burgers in how much time?

6'4 300. and yeah 7 of them in about 20 mins. I could never do that now, I don't burn calories like I used to, but back then it wasn't uncommon for me to eat like 5000 calories a day. Now i look at a pizza and my ass gets bigger.

 

[Kontradiction]

6'4 300. and yeah 7 of them in about 20 mins. I could never do that now, I don't burn calories like I used to, but back then it wasn't uncommon for me to eat like 5000 calories a day. Now i look at a pizza and my ass gets bigger.

Are you a well built 300 or do you look like a tall lesbian?

 

[n6249c]

Don't underestimate how your body would react to the protein intake. I can see those last 4 or 6 being torture on a stomach instructed by the brain to reject any more protein.

Regards,
Chris

I dunno about that claimed reaction to excessive protein. I once polished off a 32 ounce Porterhouse with not even close to a problem. Of course, to be fair that was the first dinner after getting back on my feet from purging the GI tract by helping a friend empty a bottle of Jack on an empty stomach, so I had a large void to fill.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

I dunno about that claimed reaction to excessive protein. I once polished off a 32 ounce Porterhouse with not even close to a problem. Of course, to be fair that was the first dinner after getting back on my feet from purging the GI tract by helping a friend empty a bottle of Jack on an empty stomach, so I had a large void to fill.

32oz? Should have got your picture on the wall for that. Good God.

Regards,
Chris

 

[n6249c]

32oz? Should have got your picture on the wall for that. Good God.

Regards,
Chris

Iirc it was the Tulsa stockyards. I didn’t touch anything else on the plate. First decent meal after a two day hangover, and I was famished.

 

[pazrul72]

Are you a well built 300 or do you look like a tall lesbian?

I know a lesbian who could, and would, kick your *** for that comment. In high school it was a more well built 260. These days, while I still wrestle 120 lbs Rottweilers for a living as a vet tech, the days of eating 7 DQP’s has caught up to me. Solid is a better word then well built.