On-Topic: I am now officially the greatest poster on patsfans.com.

[Jlaff]

@fordsquare
You better save a copy or that video before whatever put White in that delusion state wears off and he deletes it.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Well, I certainly acknowledge your greatness as a poster. But your metric may be faulty... either that or...



There are two posters even greater than the greatest!!!!

oldrover
Messages: ...6,191
Ratings: +23,367
3.77 : 1

 

[maust]

...and my hands for all the hard work.

Your solo intimacies are of no interest here.

What makes you think fnord was referencing his solo intimacies?
The Man is a bathhouse legend

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

I contributed to at least 3 of those likes. No shout out??

 

[Patjew]

This thread is almost as narcissistic as I am.

(Actually it’s not even close)

 

[oldrover]

oldrover
Messages: ...6,191
Ratings: +23,367
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And now a message on my behalf, from the greatest coach of all time...






https://imgflip.com/gif-maker

...there's a lot of love there if you read between the lines...

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Please tell me you used a coupon code.

Regards,
Chris

 

[VrabelJr]

patfanken doesn’t give two ****s about your James White endorsement and I’m way more beautiful than you.

PS: I know you’re Jake Bequette irl.

 

[Tony2046]

Thanks @fnordcircle.

This was epic Fnordian.

Now if you could have gotten JW to say that TB does in fact like oral slug based hentai......

 

[BadMoFo]

You do realize that if this brings us good fortunes this week, you are gonna have to do this before the next two games.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

I have a sneaking suspicion that isn't James White but some new SnapChat filter

 

[Patriot Missile]

oldrover
Messages: ...6,191
Ratings: +23,367
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Posters on ignore 7,552

 

[supafly]

I have a sneaking suspicion that isn't James White but some new SnapChat filter

It’s most definitely James White. I can get you a personalized message, too. No problem.

(quick math)

Let’s say....400 bucks.

 

[supafly]

And now a message on my behalf, from the greatest coach of all time...








...there's a lot of love there if you read between the lines...

I just wanna know how you’re still able to use .gifs that big? Do tell. I can’t even use tiny ones any more. I always get a message stating that the file is too large.

 

[IcyPatriot]

What happened with:

 

[Nikolai]

Just posting to check where I am in the laziest way possible.

EDIT: Nice. I'm the Terry Bradshaw of Post:Reaction ratio.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Well everyone we have achieved MEPPOAT.

Most Expensive Patsfans Post Of All Time.

Yes, but A+ shtick. Early candidate for POTY.

Regards,
Chris

 

[Joker]

there's something wrong with all you guys...seriously

 

[Uptown]

All I want to know is, what does fnordcircle have on James White...

The same thing Jake Bequette had on BB

 

[RobertWeathers]

I'd just like to lend you all an opportunity to revel in my posting glory as I have achieved a 2:1 post reaction to post count ratio. I couldn't have done it without me but I'd also like to thank my brains for being so clever, my face for being so handsome and my hands for all the hard work. We did it!

Don't believe me? Hmm, maybe we need to bring in an authority. Who would be a good person to acknowledge my posting greatness?

Oh nobody in particular. Just some guy who once ran in a touchdown to give us a Super Bowl title against the Falcons.

https://starboard-media.s3.amazonaws.com/v/wm-5c37c11bb28b1500fd12f64e.mp4

You never cease to amaze me.

Because I'm #1 in positive reactions, maybe I can get Nick Kazur to say a few words after he finishes plowing my driveway