We're on to Miami

[TommyD4207]

Xavien Howard out for the Dolpins. Not sure how good he is though

He's their best corner, but it's Miami, so that's on a curve.

 

[Sicilian]

He's their best corner, but it's Miami, so that's on a curve.

I like this, because it's a dig at the Fish, but also a geometry joke.

 

[102 Pat]

 

[maineman209]

Mmmm ... mmmmm ... GOOD!

 

[TommyD4207]

Anyway, **** Miami, I hate this team forever.

Not in the cute 'aw, we're supposed to hate the Jete and Bills' way, but in I wish for injuries and deaths and for the entire city of Miami and the surrounding suburbs to implode on itself.

All the while Don Shula is forced to watch while he fills his colostomy bag.

I ****ing hate this team so much.

 

[maineman209]

Anyway, **** Miami, I hate this team forever.

Not in the cute 'aw, we're supposed to hate the Jete and Bills' way, but in I wish for injuries and deaths and for the entire city of Miami and the surrounding suburbs to implode on itself.

All the while Don Shula is forced to watch while he fills his colostomy bag.

I ****ing hate this team so much.

Meh. From what I hear, 90% of them have skin cancer and they're all going to drown soon.

 

[mgteich]

You really didn't need to post more than your first sentence.

I really don't get this. When you been sitting around in cold New England weather for awhile, traveling somewhere in the high 70'-low 80's feels pretty darn awesome to us non athletes even with the humidity.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Sorry, but I am still not buying all the confidence in this thread.

I fully expect an ugly game and likely a loss on Sunday.

I can't explain it one bit...it's just..MIAMI!

Will meet you on the Tobin bridge @1:00 Sunday

Although I can swim, I'm skeptical of friends who say I likely will survive the jump

 

[Uptown]

If Xavien Howard is out..... #blowout city!

 

[Mike the Brit]

My buddy the Fins fan says Miami is the worst coached team he’s ever seen.

And he's seen Joe Philbin, Dave Wannstedt and Tony Sparano.

 

[TommyD4207]

Meh. From what I hear, 90% of them have skin cancer and they're all going to drown soon.

Good, hopefully today.

And hopefully Don Shula lives to 150 and gets to watch his wretched team lose every game ever.

 

[Uptown]

 

[MoreBellhorn]

Anyone watching the early edition on NBC sports boston? Holy **** are they out of touch. Would you rather have Amendola or Gordon and Chris Gasper and dummy Trenni would rather have Danny. I hate to say it because Tanguay says a lot but adds absolutely nothing but he said Gordon. I loved Danny when he was here and he made lots of clutch plays, but he wishes he had half the athleticism as Josh. He has some of the best hands in the league and he runs easily the better routes. Does he have the same explosiveness when he was with Cleveland in 2013? No. But even 80 percent of that is awesome. I'm drunk so if this doesn't make much sense so be it.

 

[Uptown]

Why Pats win Sunday would be truly historic

 

[A Defiant Goose]

I like this, because it's a dig at the Fish, but also a geometry joke.

Oh I was thinking like a grading curve. Hey, that IS a good joke

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Anyone watching the early edition on NBC sports boston? Holy **** are they out of touch. Would you rather have Amendola or Gordon and Chris Gasper and dummy Trenni would rather have Danny. I hate to say it because Tanguay says a lot but adds absolutely nothing but he said Gordon. I loved Danny when he was here and he made lots of clutch plays, but he wishes he had half the athleticism as Josh. He has some of the best hands in the league and he runs easily the better routes. Does he have the same explosiveness when he was with Cleveland in 2013? No. But even 80 percent of that is awesome. I'm drunk so if this doesn't make much sense so be it.

I think if we're taking all things into consideration it's a toss up between the two. But if it were a full offsehh I don't care never mind

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

The Bills scare me more than the Phins, actually. Their defense gave us all sorts of fits last game. I dont expect them to lose either. Regardless, if the Pats beat the Steelers they basically guarantee themselves a first round bye. Almost.

Really? A terrible edition of a team that hasn’t won in New England in about 20 years (besides a game against second stringers) scares you more than a pretty good Dolphins team in Miami, where Brady has NINE losses, many to much worse versions of this one? That’s bizarre.

 

[PlainOldEd]

Anyone watching the early edition on NBC sports boston? Holy **** are they out of touch. Would you rather have Amendola or Gordon and Chris Gasper and dummy Trenni would rather have Danny. I hate to say it because Tanguay says a lot but adds absolutely nothing but he said Gordon. I loved Danny when he was here and he made lots of clutch plays, but he wishes he had half the athleticism as Josh. He has some of the best hands in the league and he runs easily the better routes. Does he have the same explosiveness when he was with Cleveland in 2013? No. But even 80 percent of that is awesome. I'm drunk so if this doesn't make much sense so be it.

Treeni or Tanguay incite an immediate channel change from me. I can't even imagine watching a show with both of them on it...

 

[Ochmed Jones]

I am worried about this game. Brady is going to struggle so our offensive line needs to open some huge holes.

The good News is our defense has been playing better lately. They are going to need a strong showing because Brady will poop the bed this Sunday!

 

[supafly]

I knew the Gilmore signing would be a steal. Glad he’s working out for us!





Stephon Gilmore is a statistical marvel for Patriots

Can’t believe we almost had Alexander in the draft. That would’ve been a nice 1-2 CB pairing.