Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[maust]

Is that the Buddha's junk down there?

Uhhh...I'm thinking it's his foot but if your particular path sees something different...alrighty then.

Maybe we could get JF79 to give us an expert opinion, he's pretty junk obsessed.

 

[reflexblue]

Is that the Buddha's junk down there?

Ask jetefan 79, i'm sure hes Studied it closely.

 

[maust]

100 Pages of Jets Futility. Congrats everyone!

And we've barely scratched the stanky surface, think about it:
•Jete still have to come to Gillette
•Bowles has yet to be fired
•There will no doubt be a highly entertaining HC search
•Once selected the new HC will be good for at least 10 pages
•FA with a boatload of cap money to misspend
•The Jete Draft, always hysterical
•The collection of 50¢ heads in their locker room is bound to yield offseason incidents


And all that before we even get to OTA's

 

[Tunescribe]

And we've barely scratched the stanky surface, think about it:
•Jete still have to come to Gillette
•Bowles has yet to be fired
•There will no doubt be a highly entertaining HC search
•Once selected the new HC will be good for at least 10 pages
•FA with a boatload of cap money to misspend
•The Jete Draft, always hysterical
•The collection of 50¢ heads in their locker room is bound to yield offseason incidents


And all that before we even get to OTA's

Maybe we should tone it down a bit here. Don't want to ruin Jetefan's off-season before it starts -- he's been looking forward to it for three months.

 

[maust]

Don't want to ruin Jetefan's off-season before it starts --

How insensitive of me. And here I thought with his advanced masochism it would actually excite him.

 

[Tunescribe]

How insensitive of me. And here I thought with his advanced masochism it would actually excite him.

You might have a point there. Carry on.

 

[JetFan79]

Uhhh...I'm thinking it's his foot but if your particular path sees something different...alrighty then.

Maybe we could get JF79 to give us an expert opinion, he's pretty junk obsessed.

Ask jetefan 79, i'm sure hes Studied it closely.

Simple solution. Ask @Tony2046 if he wants to grab it.

If so, it's junk. If not, it's a foot.

 

[Tony2046]

Simple solution. Ask @Tony2046 if he wants to grab it.

If so, it's junk. If not, it's a foot.

And yet you still have not stated what you would have done.

That's weird man.

 

[Tony2046]

Kickme 79 came running here to Patsfans thinking he found a golden nugget to troll with.

" gosh darnold...er ...uh .. I mean darnit... I've got them now."

Such a failed troll attempt.

And he still has not stated what he would have done. Haha

FAIL

 

[1960Pats]

I think the Jete should make an off-season run for Sanchize, the best QB they've had in over a decade. Maybe they could send a few picks, if they have any left, to the Skins to make it happen.

 

[Tunescribe]

Simple solution. Ask @Tony2046 if he wants to grab it.

If so, it's junk. If not, it's a foot.

You should be watching the Jete games you've missed this season instead of wasting time here. Did you watch Sunday's debacle vs. Tennessee or skip that one too?

 

[Joker]

Rat fan doesn't watch any NFL games after they win their September Super Bowl.

What do you think they're doing, living in fantasy land?

 

[JetFan79]

You should be watching the Jete games you've missed this season instead of wasting time here. Did you watch Sunday's debacle vs. Tennessee or skip that one too?

Some of it. Tough finilding the time for a team going through the motions (without Sam playing) during the holidays.

Clients all have end of the year deadlines, xmas shopping n gatherings, not to mention normal bs around the house.

Watched maybe half the snaps. But got the garage cleaned/organized, a few hours of work in, and some xmas shopping.

Ha almost hoping Sam sits again this week. Get a ton done when not being a couch potato all day.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Some of it. Tough finilding the time for a team going through the motions (without Sam playing) during the holidays.

Clients all have end of the year deadlines, xmas shopping n gatherings, not to mention normal bs around the house.

Watched maybe half the snaps. But got the garage cleaned/organized, a few hours of work in, and some xmas shopping.

Ha almost hoping Sam sits again this week. Get a ton done when not being a couch potato all day.

Wow, so you’ll only be into the game if a disappointing bust quarterback is playing like crap and making you realize there is no hope? You really do like a slow kick to the nuts.

 

[Tunescribe]

Some of it. Tough finilding the time for a team going through the motions (without Sam playing) during the holidays. almost hoping Sam sits again this week. Get a ton done when not being a couch potato all day.

You are one lightweight/fair weather fan, also painfully delusional. You kept bleating about watching "the young 'uns" develop but now you're skipping games because the rookie bust at quarterback isn't playing? How can you know anything about your Jete if you don't watch the games? We realize you prefer the off-season, but your approach is damn pathetic.

 

[JetFan79]

You are one lightweight/fair weather fan, also painfully delusional. You kept bleating about watching "the young 'uns" develop but now you're skipping games because the rookie bust at quarterback isn't playing? How can you know anything about your Jete if you don't watch the games? We realize you prefer the off-season, but your approach is damn pathetic.

You have much to learn. No worries, I'll be here to teach ya along the way after TB is gone.

 

[Tunescribe]

You have much to learn. No worries, I'll be here to teach ya along the way after TB is gone.

WTF is THAT supposed to mean?! I'll bet you don't even know yourself. If your goal is to instruct me on the vagaries of Jete fan psychosis, don't bother -- I'd just as soon study the intricacies of sewage disposal. Your bringing Tom Brady into it just reinforces your erroneously myopic view of football as anything but a team sport.

 

[TommyD4207]

You have much to learn. No worries, I'll be here to teach ya along the way after TB is gone.

Teach him what? How to suck for 50 years?

 

[maust]

Get a ton done when not being a couch potato all day.

So I tried Siri, "Hey Siri, show me images of a Jete couch potato" but it came back with "I'm sorry this was the closest I could get"

 

[slam]

Ew.